Google gets diagnosed with down syndrome

kaherrt

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Hi,

I made two unique articles on my blog that are +800 in words, NEW not spinned.
I also builded manual backlinks from high DA properties.

My keyword competition is nothing and weebly's are ranking on 1st page even though my own weebly ain't ranking.

there's also facebook and twitter pages ranking on 1st page. that are old and not updated the profiles

I also used indexing services and blasted through gsa ser trial some 300 links to my backlinks

Now I also entered in search console my website and blogs I do have a site map that is updated.

All that and google is not placing any of my articles on 1st page, they aren't even existent for
the search keywords.

I'm lost here, what gives, needs more time? or google is just diagnosed with down syndrome now adays?

also let alone this algorithmic unfairness played by google:

Google Insider Tells all - Project Veritas
 
I've noticed the same thing, but only on websites started AFTER the update. Anything started before the update ranked fine.

Now I can't even rank for brand name after a month. Something is definitely up. My guess would be some type of extreme sandbox. Maybe it's 12 months now instead of 3-6 months. :rolleyes:
 
Some sites got DOWN syndrome

My sites have UP syndrome they only go UP on the SERPs

See thats the difference.
 
Some sites got DOWN syndrome

My sites have UP syndrome they only go UP on the SERPs

See thats the difference.
And let me guess, those sites were started before the update, not before? Huge difference.
 
I was just kidding.

I got my ass raped by this update.
I know the feeling. My anus can now fit 5 footballs. Next to each other.

Like I always say: You gotta have a well oiled anus made of iron to be in SEO nowadays.
 
I commented my aff link on a chinese blog and now that blogpost ranks #1 for Payday loans in all languages. Moving to my mansion next saturday
 
I know the feeling. My anus can now fit 5 footballs. Next to each other.

Like I always say: You gotta have a well oiled anus made of iron to be in SEO nowadays.

Too bad they nuked their own search though because these SERPs are trash.

I tried searching for something simple and it found completely unrelated stuff. I wonder how long until end users notice.
 
I was just kidding.

I got my ass raped by this update.

google doesn’t spare its own agent new analysis of the update, and post this May update there’s a new update in the past few days too so expect more volatility and stupid changes to follow
 
google doesn’t spare its own agent new analysis of the update, and post this May update there’s a new update in the past few days too so expect more volatility and stupid changes to follow

Updates are about ad profit. Nothing more.

They'll do whatever it takes for every update to increase ad sales.
 
My sites stayed the same, lost a few keywords, gained a few, so about average for me.
 
Too bad they nuked their own search though because these SERPs are trash.

I tried searching for something simple and it found completely unrelated stuff. I wonder how long until end users notice.
Haha very true. My girlfriend found a PBN ranking #3 the other day, over it's own money site. GG Google.

But it obviously can't be a mistake. A big company like that accidentally fucking their SERP? Yeah, nah.
 
Haha very true. My girlfriend found a PBN ranking #3 the other day, over it's own money site. GG Google.

But it obviously can't be a mistake. A big company like that accidentally fucking their SERP? Yeah, nah.

Google can't find these PBN's but everyone can. So easily.

They go after the SEO's that can really rank.

All that sock pupetting on Twitter, approved by the google corporate drones, doesn't work at all. That's why Google approves it.
 
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