Google Adwords Sucks Ass

Set up my banking, even deposited some funds along with a voucher...

1st refusal was because i was offering products from just one website, so i re-did all my posts. 14 of them, ensuring i was offering a varied and unbiased selection of products.

2nd refusal was because i wasn't offering informative content, every article was over 500 words, grammatically correct, informative and unique. Bollocks, never touched them and resubmitted...

3rd refusal was because i didn't offer visitors an opportunity to add reviews and price comparison opportunites, i created a specific category and post for each so they could do just that, at the end of every post i included a link for people to leave feedback, reviews, a rating and a price comparison...

4th refusal was because i got stressed and told them to stick their adwords up their fu**ing arse cos they were lucky star eating leprechaun mofos.

Rant over.

Thanks for reading

JOhn

haha, good rant. Google is the biggest dick I know of. And lol at your signature, ironic isnt.

dragonlube said:

haha, good rant. Google is the biggest dick I know of. And lol at your signature, ironic isnt.

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Ironic is right, don't think he had to deal with google in those days though ha ha ha ha ha

Scotland said:

....4th refusal was because i got stressed and told them to stick their adwords up their fu**ing arse cos they were lucky star eating leprechaun mofos

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Yea you're getting the picture! It has taken Google years to turn into the complete package of morons. Just wait till you see their next update. They are making every conceivable effort to destroy loyalty in their paying customers and they are succeeding. Cheer's to their success! Tally ho! - At Big G right now someone is busy looking at 'how to f@ck over somebody else' so they can win the monthly 'Matt Cutts' prize for brilliance! Woohoo. No matter, they'll all go work for Facebook once they finished destroying Google.

Yeah it seems noone is good enough for giigle anymore unless they are a big dog. Let's find a new replacement and wipe them out in record time. Been trying bing. not bad but their maps tool kicks the crap out of giigles. Let's put them on the list of all the early greats like altavista, lycos, dogpile, etc.

We have to make it happen very fast though so they get to lose everything like the thousands that spent years to build several thousand dollar a month sites and wake up to find that giggles just dumped them for no reason.

Techs are the ones who decide what your homepage is for most people. It's time to start changing all of them to someone else.

UPDATE!!:

Lol, cant beleive it, after all that was said, after closing the account, i get an email today saying my site no longer breaches site policy regulations....SITE APPROVED!!.

Re-activated it, now my ads are showing ha ha

Cheers G. Appears all you have to do is give them abuse and spout crap and you prosper....

Can't help but agree with you! My first online marketing strategy was to use Google AdWords and it resulted in ZERO sales! After that we started using OpinionAmp as a proactive way to use real customer reviews to market our product online. Now, 90% of our sales comes from OpinionAmp! Once you put the advertising in the hands of your clients, they'll sell the product for you. You can't beat online positive reviews - no better advertising than a happy client!

Scotland said:

UPDATE!!:

Lol, cant beleive it, after all that was said, after closing the account, i get an email today saying my site no longer breaches site policy regulations....SITE APPROVED!!.

Re-activated it, now my ads are showing ha ha

Cheers G. Appears all you have to do is give them abuse and spout crap and you prosper....

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I had similar experience after all they don't wanna lose too many people using their service .