# Giving 100%

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1. ### onetoo3comRegistered Member

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Here is a little something that is indisputable mathematical logic.
Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here?s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it?s the Bullshit and Ass-Kissing that will put you over the top.

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2. ### HellfireRegular Member

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Haha, that's awesome Having a little to much time on your hands?

3. ### onetoo3comRegistered Member

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Hellfire I'm waiting for all the clever ones to come up with something.

4. ### sokolRegistered Member

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stop dreamin man, its 2010

5. ### voidalePower Member

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haha Bullshit + ass-kissing FTW?

6. ### onetoo3comRegistered Member

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Sokol, this is the lounge.
Where you relax.
Maybe you ought to try it one day and get the right A-T- T- I -T- U-D- E.

7. ### daffyRegular Member

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Oh my gosh why did I feel like I've known this from my Kindergarten!

8. ### onetoo3comRegistered Member

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Ok daffy clucking duck... what's the speed of darkness, smart ass.

9. ### daffyRegular Member

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Speed of darkness would be the speed of light, about 3.00 × 108 m/s because the light arrives in the speed of 3.00 × 108 m/s and at the same pace darkness leaves !!

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pussy gets to 100% as well, so with the right attitude and pussy you get a nice 200% !
damn womens, always having advantage

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:yeah:LAMO!! Good Research up there!!

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