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Giving 100%

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by onetoo3com, Jan 1, 2010.

  1. onetoo3com

    onetoo3com Registered Member

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    True Performance Rating


    Here is a little something that is indisputable mathematical logic.
    Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:
    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
    How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
    Here?s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
    If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
    Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
    and
    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
    But ,
    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
    And,
    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it?s the Bullshit and Ass-Kissing that will put you over the top.
     
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    Hellfire Regular Member

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    Haha, that's awesome :p Having a little to much time on your hands?:p
     
  3. onetoo3com

    onetoo3com Registered Member

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    Hellfire I'm waiting for all the clever ones to come up with something.
     
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    stop dreamin man, its 2010
     
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    haha Bullshit + ass-kissing FTW?
     
  6. onetoo3com

    onetoo3com Registered Member

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    Sokol, this is the lounge.
    Where you relax.
    Maybe you ought to try it one day and get the right A-T- T- I -T- U-D- E.
     
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    Oh my gosh why did I feel like I've known this from my Kindergarten!
     
  8. onetoo3com

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    Ok daffy clucking duck... what's the speed of darkness, smart ass.
     
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    daffy Regular Member

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    Speed of darkness would be the speed of light, about 3.00 × 108 m/s because the light arrives in the speed of 3.00 × 108 m/s and at the same pace darkness leaves !!
     
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    pussy gets to 100% as well, so with the right attitude and pussy you get a nice 200% !
    damn womens, always having advantage
     
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    daffy Regular Member

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    :yeah:LAMO!!:eek: Good Research up there!!
     
  12. onetoo3com

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    Darkness is the absence of light. There is no speed of darkness.

    I guess you could say that darkness "arrives" when light departs. So the speed that light "leaves" the observed space would be the speed of darkness; meaning the speed of darkness would be the speed of light, about 3.00 × 108 m/s.

    I s'pose it's like saying "If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?" or "Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?"
    Something like that.