Sup fellas! As announced in my journey thread here, I hired a writer yesterday and I'm interested in knowing what this kid can do, so I'm happy to open this giveaway where: THE FIRST FIVE TO REPLY GET ONE 500 WORD ARTICLE EACH! Now guys, please don't be dicks and do something like resell the articles, because karma's a bitch. Also please don't leave a review in this thread because this is not a BST thread. If one of you content-hungry bastids insists on letting me know about the quality of the article you received, please do so in private. Enjoy!