[giveaway] 1 $75 adwords voucher

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okay only have one of these vouchers. So I have decided to give it to the most needy pathetic story that I have ever heard within the next hour or so I mean these might get pretty interesting. So I wanted $75 sob story.
Jason
 
okay only have one of these vouchers. So I have decided to give it to the most needy pathetic story that I have ever heard within the next hour or so I mean these might get pretty interesting. So I wanted $75 sob story.
Jason

I've ran out of weed... I've had to start smoking normal cigarates which in affect is going to kill me... Help a brother score?? :peace:
 
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What??? No other sappy stories??? Man, the stoner may have to get it.... LMAO, but there is still more time!
 
What??? No other sappy stories??? Man, the stoner may have to get it.... LMAO, but there is still more time!

Haha, that is surprising, seeing as how we see at least 10-20 "please help me" threads per day here.

I know a guy that could use it, but he would never ask for a handout. He's in a pretty tough spot with his family and kids and whatnot. I'll see if I can get him to post here.
 
They have exactly 40 mins... well until 4 pm cst... for me to give this away... so anyone??? anyone at all?
 
Tx poker is the winner sorry stoner pm me for a consolation prize.
 
Well, I met a girl a year ago on a cruise ship and after 7 days she went back to seattle washington. I had her come down for the summer and we have been seeing each other seriously for now a about a year. I decided to surprise her by flying up to Seattle for Valentines Day. I landed bought her flowers, candy, and a neckalce. Spent an hour in a cab to her school, got out and walked into her dorm. When i walked up to her door I knocked but no one answered. I then checked the door and it was open. I walked in set the flowers down on the coffee table and walked into her room. Only to find her and a naked guy with his arms around her asleep. So, I left slamming the door behind me waking her up. As I was walking to get off the campus she ran after me yelling for me. Telling me that it just happened and that she is sorry but she couldnt do the long distance thing anymore. I then called my friend in Reno and flew here yesterday. Since I have been here I have lost more money then I can count in the casinos, my girl is cheating on me, and to top it off I was so mad I wanted to bang something so i went to a brothel nailed this hot chick only to find out that she told my friend that she was just so happy to have sex with a good looking guy and not another fat mexican...... wow I feel special. After hearing that this morning I had to go to a clinic and get tested. So if this doesnt win, I would actually be happy to know that someones life right now sucks worse than mine. :)

okay only have one of these vouchers. So I have decided to give it to the most needy pathetic story that I have ever heard within the next hour or so I mean these might get pretty interesting. So I wanted $75 sob story.
Jason
 
PM us, OMG for that story, we will find something for you... Some kind of consolation prize... But remember, that kind of shit doesn't wash off with soap... DUDE!!!


Oh, and to tx, we can't get to your pm box right now, pm us please so we can give you the voucher.

Thanks
 
i've been trying for the last 20 minutes to send a PM but I guess the site is strained right now. Will contact as soon as i'm able... ;)
 
this is either from a movie or should be put in part of one idk what to say about this

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Well, I met a girl a year ago on a cruise ship and after 7 days she went back to seattle washington. I had her come down for the summer and we have been seeing each other seriously for now a about a year. I decided to surprise her by flying up to Seattle for Valentines Day. I landed bought her flowers, candy, and a neckalce. Spent an hour in a cab to her school, got out and walked into her dorm. When i walked up to her door I knocked but no one answered. I then checked the door and it was open. I walked in set the flowers down on the coffee table and walked into her room. Only to find her and a naked guy with his arms around her asleep. So, I left slamming the door behind me waking her up. As I was walking to get off the campus she ran after me yelling for me. Telling me that it just happened and that she is sorry but she couldnt do the long distance thing anymore. I then called my friend in Reno and flew here yesterday. Since I have been here I have lost more money then I can count in the casinos, my girl is cheating on me, and to top it off I was so mad I wanted to bang something so i went to a brothel nailed this hot chick only to find out that she told my friend that she was just so happy to have sex with a good looking guy and not another fat mexican...... wow I feel special. After hearing that this morning I had to go to a clinic and get tested. So if this doesnt win, I would actually be happy to know that someones life right now sucks worse than mine. :)
 
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