Fuzzy Time Script

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<script language="javascript" type="text/javascript">
<!--
function number(x)
{if (x==1) return "one";
if (x==2) return "two";
if (x==3) return "three";
if (x==4) return "four";
if (x==5) return "five";
if (x==6) return "six";
if (x==7) return "seven";
if (x==8) return "eight";
if (x==9) return "nine";
if (x==10) return "ten";
if (x==11) return "eleven";
if (x==12) return "twelve";
return x;}

function ishtime(h,m) {
h = number(h)
if (m<=3 || m>57) return h+" o'clock";
if (m<=7) return "five past "+h;
if (m<=12) return "ten past "+h;
if (m<=17) return "quarter past "+h;
if (m<=23) return "twenty past "+h;
if (m<=28) return "twenty-five past "+h;
if (m<=33) return "half past "+h;
if (m<=38) return "twenty-five to "+h;
if (m<=43) return "twenty to "+h;
if (m<=48) return "quarter to "+h;
if (m<=53) return "ten to "+h;
if (m<=58) return "five to "+h;
return "h:m";}

function daytime(h) {
if (!h || h>21) return " at night"
if (h<12) return " in the morning";
if (h<=17) return " in the afternoon";
return " in the evening";}

function ish(h,m) {
if (!h && !m)
{time = new Date()
h = time.getHours()
m = time.getMinutes()}
z = daytime(h);
h = h % 12
if (m>57 && time.getSeconds()>30) m++;
if (m>60) m=0
if (m>33) h++
if (h>12) h = 1
if (h==0) h = 12
return "It's now about "+ishtime(h,m)+z+" "}
document.writeln(ish())
// -->
</script>