Funny True Headlines

These Are Some Of The Funniest Headlines I've Even Seen, That Have Actually Been Placed In Major Newspapers....Just Read 'em lol


- Crack found in Man's buttocks

- One handed man applauds the kindness of strangers

- Chick accuses some of her male colleagues of sexism

- Poison Control Centre reminds everyone not to take poison

- Great Tits cope well with global warming (Great Tits are a bird variety)

- Keegle fills Seichman?s gap with Seeman

- Tiger Woods plays with own balls, spokeman said

- Margie weds long time girlfriend, slams Bush

- Child wins gun from fundraiser

- Federal Agents raid gun shop and find weapons

- Condom truck tips and spills it's load

- Army vehicle disappears after being painted with camouflage