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Funny Story. True Story.....

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by 2011nfl, Jun 9, 2013.

  1. 2011nfl

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    Last night I was talking to some guy that I never met, and we were talking about different parts of Dallas we have lived in and so on.. I was telling him about when I used to live in a real bad part of town, and I was an armed security officer. I was telling him how I used to walk down that street with my gun on my hip, and was never worried because when you have a visible gun it is natural to look behind you and be aware of your surroundings at all times........


    Then he said one of the most epic replies I have ever heard :D

    "But people always forget the most important place to look..... UP! Because thats where all of the ninjas hide"

    Lmao, me and the guy sitting next to him looked at each other, and natural instinct, we both burst out laughing :D


    Seriously? Ninjas? In Dallas Tx? Hey 911, I just got attacked by a ninja in a tree on ridgecrest. Please send an ambulance.. hahaha
     
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    Why did you look at each other?! My natural instinct would be to look up to check if there were any ninjas!
     
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    hahahahahaha :D




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    Maybe He's Too High.....:)
     
  5. 2011nfl

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    Or about 3 nuts short of a pecan pie :D
     
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    Wait, what? Ninjas? Where? Up?

    *looks up*

    Day #103 They got me after reading this thread, I'm one of them...
     
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    Hahahaha.....:)
     
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    I see your sexy ninja, and raise you another sexy ninja lol.

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    WTF did i just read LOL ninja?
     
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    Where? I have been staring at the picture for 10 minutes and don't see them... Oh wait. I forgot to look up.......... :D
     
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    Lol, the guy definitely had some side effects from the movie Ninja Assassin. Thats what the movie is about, especially in the beginning. I recommend you watching it if you havent yet, you'll never laugh again :D
     
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    Shhh! Don't reveal their location to everyone :p
     
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    I wouldn't mind being attacked by a female ninja :)

    I have never understood that people with carrying permits carry their guns inside walmart, I mean really what is the point.
     
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    Lmao that guy had to be drunk