FUNNY, original content writer with a personality needed

Hi! I'm looking to start a new website... it's a niche website, with lots of potential. I hope to eventually have it grow into an authority site. This is my baby haha. So excellent content is important to me... This isn't just a random project.... To start I would need about 15 articles. 5 of them over 1000 words and the other 10 around 500- 700 words each.

The niche isn't particularly funny or humor related, which is why I need a talented content writer, who doesn't have to be outright hilarious, but should be able to inject some personality, some snark and maybe a little
sarcasm and connect with readers. In other words, shareable content. I'm tired of these content writers that churn out material that while grammatically correct and sound like a native speaker, is extremely wooden and contains about as much personality as a tea spoon. I'm not looking for wikipedia pages that, while correct, make my reader's eyes glaze over... I want something that will make them chuckle and smile while reading.. Make them say "sooo true" and feel like an actual human is talking to them through the articles...

Found Someone! If anyone else is looking for a similar service that I was, I have someone I could recommend. I guess whenever I have enough posts to PM, I could share if you like. Thanks to those who PM'd me!

Sounds like a good writer. What kind of costs per/bulk article? Always the best to engage people in you niche.