Kalyken
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- Jun 27, 2011
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This gave me a good laugh, thought I would share:
Green: HostGator Representative
Red: Troll
I laughed xD
Green: HostGator Representative
Red: Troll
! said:Zach Ed: has entered the chat.
Zach Ed: Hi, Welcome to HostGator Livechat.
Zach Ed: What did you have in mind for your site?
Misc jeepbrah: I am building a very important website. This site will make me millions maybe even billions. I will need top knotch ser\\\\
Misc jeepbrah: top Notch servers to host my site. I was told hostgator has said servers. Is this true? Or have I been misinformed.
Zach Ed: It is true.
Zach Ed: Our most powerful servers are listed at: hostgatorcom/dedicated
Zach Ed: The Pro Dedicated server is our highest normal package.
Zach Ed: But if you need more you can request a specific quote for even more powerful servers from saleshostgatorcom
Misc jeepbrah: Splendid. Now money is no option to me. I believe i will be very wealthy soon so I buy everything on credit now since I will be rich in the near future. What is your most expensive package.
Zach Ed: It is $374 per month
Misc jeepbrah: Is this shared or dedicated to my sites only?
Zach Ed: It is completely dedicated to your sites only.
Misc jeepbrah: As it should be. Now, Zachary I will be moving a large sum of capital through these sites. I will need top of the line protection from hackers and from the FBI. What do you have to offer in terms of security?
Zach Ed: We have a group of administrators who monitor servers for attacks, but as far as protection from the FBI, I can't guarantee that. We are a law abiding company.
Misc jeepbrah: I understand Zachary, I do. I just don't want the FBI snooping around in my business.
Misc jeepbrah: I want all my sites hidden from FBI, CIA, Interpol, and Washington. If this is possible through hostgator that would be convenient. If not then I will just hire an external security force to do so.
Misc jeepbrah: Let's talk about this contract and billing.
Zach Ed: Unfortunately I do not believe that is generally possible.
Misc jeepbrah: The contract is not possible?
Misc jeepbrah: Zachary, Is something wromg?
Misc jeepbrah: Are you alright?
Zach Ed: Sorry for the delay
Zach Ed: My chat software had frozen.
Zach Ed: What did you have in mind as for the contract?
Misc jeepbrah: I thought the Feds got to you for a minute there. I would have to dump all my hard drives and burn down the warehouse. Now the contract. I will only sign for 1 year. That is about how long it would take for me to make about 40mil off of my deals. Then I will pay the Serbians to host my own private servers.
Zach Ed: That sounds like a plan. The only problem with that is that the dedicated servers can only be paid one month at a time.
Zach Ed: We don't have any year long contracts for those accounts
Misc jeepbrah: That is strange. I assume that you are able to withdraw payments automatically from my bank account?
Zach Ed: That is correct.
Misc jeepbrah: Well then there shouldn't be a problem paying monthly then.
Misc jeepbrah: Does the Bank has to be US?
Zach Ed: It does not have to be in the US
Misc jeepbrah: Splendid. I do not have a US bank account because they are heavily monitored by the FBI. So that is top news.
Misc jeepbrah: I will link my account from the cayman islands.
Misc jeepbrah: Give me a minute Zach.
Zach Ed: Unfortunately, for that informaiton it will have to go via email to saleshostgatorcom
Zach Ed: I cannot take payments via chat.
Zach Ed: While paper trails may be unfortunate, we do need them when it comes to payments.
Misc jeepbrah: You sonofabitch
Misc jeepbrah: you ****ing set me up
Zach Ed: I did not intentionally set you up.
Misc jeepbrah: You messed with the wrong person
Zach Ed: But we do need some sort of payment record for our internal purposes.
I laughed xD