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This gave me a good laugh, thought I would share:

Green: HostGator Representative
Red: Troll


! said:
Zach Ed: has entered the chat.
Zach Ed: Hi, Welcome to HostGator Livechat.
Zach Ed: What did you have in mind for your site?
Misc jeepbrah: I am building a very important website. This site will make me millions maybe even billions. I will need top knotch ser\\\\
Misc jeepbrah: top Notch servers to host my site. I was told hostgator has said servers. Is this true? Or have I been misinformed.
Zach Ed: It is true.
Zach Ed: Our most powerful servers are listed at: hostgatorcom/dedicated
Zach Ed: The Pro Dedicated server is our highest normal package.
Zach Ed: But if you need more you can request a specific quote for even more powerful servers from saleshostgatorcom
Misc jeepbrah: Splendid. Now money is no option to me. I believe i will be very wealthy soon so I buy everything on credit now since I will be rich in the near future. What is your most expensive package.
Zach Ed: It is $374 per month
Misc jeepbrah: Is this shared or dedicated to my sites only?
Zach Ed: It is completely dedicated to your sites only.
Misc jeepbrah: As it should be. Now, Zachary I will be moving a large sum of capital through these sites. I will need top of the line protection from hackers and from the FBI. What do you have to offer in terms of security?
Zach Ed: We have a group of administrators who monitor servers for attacks, but as far as protection from the FBI, I can't guarantee that. We are a law abiding company.
Misc jeepbrah: I understand Zachary, I do. I just don't want the FBI snooping around in my business.
Misc jeepbrah: I want all my sites hidden from FBI, CIA, Interpol, and Washington. If this is possible through hostgator that would be convenient. If not then I will just hire an external security force to do so.
Misc jeepbrah: Let's talk about this contract and billing.
Zach Ed: Unfortunately I do not believe that is generally possible.
Misc jeepbrah: The contract is not possible?
Misc jeepbrah: Zachary, Is something wromg?
Misc jeepbrah: Are you alright?
Zach Ed: Sorry for the delay
Zach Ed: My chat software had frozen.
Zach Ed: What did you have in mind as for the contract?
Misc jeepbrah: I thought the Feds got to you for a minute there. I would have to dump all my hard drives and burn down the warehouse. Now the contract. I will only sign for 1 year. That is about how long it would take for me to make about 40mil off of my deals. Then I will pay the Serbians to host my own private servers.
Zach Ed: That sounds like a plan. The only problem with that is that the dedicated servers can only be paid one month at a time.
Zach Ed: We don't have any year long contracts for those accounts
Misc jeepbrah: That is strange. I assume that you are able to withdraw payments automatically from my bank account?
Zach Ed: That is correct.
Misc jeepbrah: Well then there shouldn't be a problem paying monthly then.
Misc jeepbrah: Does the Bank has to be US?
Zach Ed: It does not have to be in the US
Misc jeepbrah: Splendid. I do not have a US bank account because they are heavily monitored by the FBI. So that is top news.
Misc jeepbrah: I will link my account from the cayman islands.
Misc jeepbrah: Give me a minute Zach.
Zach Ed: Unfortunately, for that informaiton it will have to go via email to saleshostgatorcom
Zach Ed: I cannot take payments via chat.
Zach Ed: While paper trails may be unfortunate, we do need them when it comes to payments.
Misc jeepbrah: You sonofabitch
Misc jeepbrah: you ****ing set me up
Zach Ed: I did not intentionally set you up.
Misc jeepbrah: You messed with the wrong person
Zach Ed: But we do need some sort of payment record for our internal purposes.

I laughed xD
 
:) indeed.

Personally i just think i am getting too old too fast and turning into a grumpy old man
 
i thot it was pretty funny...guess u guys just dont have a good sense of humor..let me see if i can make a better one :P
 
kinda funny, but he should've continued. it's too short. well at least for me.

Zachary, lol.
 
Funny???? Well, just when the fun was about to start, the chat ended. At least, that's what I think.

 
Dude! Thanks for sharing....LMAO!

This is the part that I burst out with a loud laughter....almost walked my baby!

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[COLOR=red]Misc jeepbrah:[/COLOR] I thought the Feds got to you for a minute there...

Cheers,
ytterium
 
Hahah this was funny

Now some one should do something similar to godaddy and ask about the elephant
 
Hahahahahahaha thats funny as made my night that dude got PUNK'D :D
 
Misc jeepbrah: Splendid. I do not have a US bank account because they are heavily monitored by the FBI. So that is top news.

LOL "Splendid" hahaha.
 
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