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Funniest SEO Jokes

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  1. lishan09

    lishan09 Registered Member

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    Do u know any funny seo jokes? it is the lounge so share a joke and let us have a quick laugh before we waltz back to work

    here are some:

    1. what was matt cutts 1st word as a baby?
    a. GOOOOGLE!

    2. why did tiger woods start studying SEO?
    a. to get his #1 ranking back!!

    3. why did the beautiful girl stop dating the guy?
    a. because he was always loading super fast

    4. what room was matt cutts trying to find at the hotel?
    a. room 404

    5. what do you call the number of time a SEO is jumping on a trampoline?
    a. the bounce rate

    6. what is a bhw bh fav food?
    a. spam!!

    7. why was the seo expert banned from the supermarket?
    a. because he kept pushing in the line to get 1st position

    8. why was the seo guy so pissed after work?
    a. because of so much traffic

    9. which seo expert sell vans?
    a. danny sellavan

    10. what is the most important kw suggested by semrush?
    a. remove limits
     
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  2. Asif WILSON Khan

    Asif WILSON Khan Executive VIP Premium Member

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    Man, those were poor. Lounge threads aren't compulsory, Mate.
     
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  3. cingcacing

    cingcacing Newbie

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    Not in the lounge is funny :)
     
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    keytenx Supreme Member

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    My sense of humour just died a little bit.
     
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    CeceXXZ Junior Member

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    I enjoyed those. :D
     
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    mickyfu Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Best SEO joke, Charlie Floate, Sam Massey.
     
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    iamsolo Power Member

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    If you really want seo jokes then read CEOSam threads.
     
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