Funniest SEO Jokes

Do u know any funny seo jokes? it is the lounge so share a joke and let us have a quick laugh before we waltz back to work

here are some:

1. what was matt cutts 1st word as a baby?
a. GOOOOGLE!

2. why did tiger woods start studying SEO?
a. to get his #1 ranking back!!

3. why did the beautiful girl stop dating the guy?
a. because he was always loading super fast

4. what room was matt cutts trying to find at the hotel?
a. room 404

5. what do you call the number of time a SEO is jumping on a trampoline?
a. the bounce rate

6. what is a bhw bh fav food?
a. spam!!

7. why was the seo expert banned from the supermarket?
a. because he kept pushing in the line to get 1st position

8. why was the seo guy so pissed after work?
a. because of so much traffic

9. which seo expert sell vans?
a. danny sellavan

10. what is the most important kw suggested by semrush?
a. remove limits

Man, those were poor. Lounge threads aren't compulsory, Mate.

Not in the lounge is funny

here are some old seo jokes you might also interested in.

http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackh...78582-search-engine-optimization-jokes-d.html

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My sense of humour just died a little bit.

I enjoyed those.

Best SEO joke, Charlie Floate, Sam Massey.

If you really want seo jokes then read CEOSam threads.

*shoots self