Funniest quote ever read.
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dkdanielkli
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haaha the first one is pretty funny but also old 9:
silentthunder
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"I went to a fight once and a hockey game broke out."
"The only people that like change are babies with wet diapers."
-Anthony Robbins
"The only people that like change are babies with wet diapers."
-Anthony Robbins
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dotcomdesigns
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"My next door neighbour has just had a pacemaker fitted - they have a few bugs to iron out, though. Every time he makes love to his wife, my garage door opens" - Bob Hope
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception - Groucho Marxs
"I just met your sister and said she is the ugliest woman I have ever seen. Now having met you, I would like to retract that statement" - I think that was Mark Twain
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception - Groucho Marxs
"I just met your sister and said she is the ugliest woman I have ever seen. Now having met you, I would like to retract that statement" - I think that was Mark Twain
dotcomdesigns
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"It's funny how you meet your wife. I met mine in the tunnel of love. She was digging it"
"I got home from work today and 6 guys were kicking the shit out of my wife. A neighbour said to me, aren't you going to help? I said no, 6 should be enough"
"I said to the wife, I wish you wouldn't smoke in bed. She said, other women do. I said, not bloody bacon they don't"
"We took the mother in law to see the Madam Tussauds waxworks in London. When we were queuing an attendent came up to me and said, when your inside keep her moving, we're doing a stock count today"
All from the one and only Les Dawson
"I got home from work today and 6 guys were kicking the shit out of my wife. A neighbour said to me, aren't you going to help? I said no, 6 should be enough"
"I said to the wife, I wish you wouldn't smoke in bed. She said, other women do. I said, not bloody bacon they don't"
"We took the mother in law to see the Madam Tussauds waxworks in London. When we were queuing an attendent came up to me and said, when your inside keep her moving, we're doing a stock count today"
All from the one and only Les Dawson
Amsterdammer
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"Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana."
Fruit flies like a banana."