hey guys, saw this hilarious cartoon. Good for le laughz https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=185548634918090 Translation of the cartoon: There was this old retired man going for a health checkup, and throughout the checkup he kept bragging to the doctor on how he actually impregnated his 25 year old newly-wed wife... "Did you know about my newly-wed wife? Killer body with the cutest face in the world" Exclaimed the old man "Ohh?" Mumbled the doctor "take a look at this picture. She's only 25. We've just gotten married for 3 months. Seems like she needs me around her for every waking moment. She's head over heels in love with with me. I almost can't stand her constantly hugging and kissing me," Laughed the old man. Bending over, the old man said," and guess what? I got her pregnant! can you believe it or not? I actually f**ked her and got her pregnant!" The doctor, although slightly startled, continued writing his diagnosis, and after finishing, put down his pen, and then leaned forward. "You remind me of an old friend, who spoke of himself being in Africa some years ago. While he was in African grasslands he got attacked by a lion. While the lion charged at him he pulled out his hunting rifle and took aim. But alas, he was carrying a umbrella. Thus with a swift twist of the mind he hold the umbrella as he did with the rifle, and with all his might, shouted three shots "Bang, Bang, Bang." To his shock the lion dropped to the floor, laying lifeless." "You must be kidding me," Laughed the retiree. "Someone else must have did it!" "I think so too."