I really need this license please. I have been internet marketing for about 3 years and only barely make any money. I sat at my computer reading this forum for so long, I got hemorrhoids and had to buy a medical grade donut for my sore a$$ to sit on. Then about a year ago, I noticed my stool becoming soft and poop occasionally leaked out while sitting on the donut.
Well, that led to even worse things. I went to poop about 4 months ago, and my bowel and part of the large intestine fell into the toilet into my own poop. I became septic and have thousands of dollars in medical bills. I cannot afford any marketing tools now due to these insane bills, and the worst part is I have to stand up or lay down to work. No sitting on my butt. Laying down sounds great right, well try it for about an hour and you will see it sucks.
Please send me a license, please!