Hey y'all blackbeards..urmm..blackhatters, I've been on this forum for a while and I realized I didn't give much back, except for advices. As I have some few hours free this weekend I decided that I'll do something free for a couple of members. And I've searched the forum and found out that there's not that much Auditing services. So I'll provide a full free on-page SEO audit for a site of your choice and usability improvements for that site. But, the fact that I only have a couple of hours free I'll do the auditing only for 4 people (I can't change the title so it's mos def 4 not 3). So let's get to the point: Requirements to be eligible: - Minimum 50 posts. (Why? Because I said so.) - Minimum 20 thanks received. (Why? Because to get you must give.) - I don't care if you're Jr Vip or not... not even if you're J.R. from Dallas. (Why? Because the Moon is Earth's natural satellite.) And here comes the fun part. Instead of drawing random people or other similar type of BS, I'm gonna start a creative contest. What you need to do is make up some rhymes. It could be rap, it could be poetry, it could be funny, it could be serious and meaningful, anything goes. You could even go for trolling other songs and events, as long as it rhymes, it's game. I'll pick those that I like most. No plagiarism!!! No one likes a parasite. If it's rap I'll know it, but if you stole it I'll find the source, trust me on this. So be creative, be original and have fun. Oh and BTW, I'll post the winners on Friday and do the audit over the weekend. You'll probably receive it either over the weekend or Monday. That's it! May the best "artist" win.