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[FREE] On-page SEO Audit + usability improvements for 3 users.

Discussion in 'White Hat SEO' started by UrsuAke, Jul 10, 2012.

  1. UrsuAke

    UrsuAke Power Member

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    Hey y'all blackbeards..urmm..blackhatters,

    I've been on this forum for a while and I realized I didn't give much back, except for advices. As I have some few hours free this weekend I decided that I'll do something free for a couple of members. And I've searched the forum and found out that there's not that much Auditing services. So I'll provide a full free on-page SEO audit for a site of your choice and usability improvements for that site. But, the fact that I only have a couple of hours free I'll do the auditing only for 4 people (I can't change the title so it's mos def 4 not 3). So let's get to the point:

    Requirements to be eligible:

    - Minimum 50 posts. (Why? Because I said so.)
    - Minimum 20 thanks received. (Why? Because to get you must give.)
    - I don't care if you're Jr Vip or not... not even if you're J.R. from Dallas. (Why? Because the Moon is Earth's natural satellite.)

    And here comes the fun part. Instead of drawing random people or other similar type of BS, I'm gonna start a creative contest. What you need to do is make up some rhymes. It could be rap, it could be poetry, it could be funny, it could be serious and meaningful, anything goes. You could even go for trolling other songs and events, as long as it rhymes, it's game.

    I'll pick those that I like most. No plagiarism!!! No one likes a parasite. If it's rap I'll know it, but if you stole it I'll find the source, trust me on this. So be creative, be original and have fun. Oh and BTW, I'll post the winners on Friday and do the audit over the weekend. You'll probably receive it either over the weekend or Monday.

    That's it! May the best "artist" win.
     
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  2. IMwizard

    IMwizard BANNED BANNED

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    ahan! y discriminating upon post and reputation?
     
  3. UrsuAke

    UrsuAke Power Member

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    Well because you must have given something valuable back to the forum to get some freebie from me. And it's not about rep, it's about the thanks you got for some valuable post. Anyway I think I'll do this again in the future so, you haz time :)
     
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    hmmm...now i understand!
    i am pretty new to the forum .... anyways i appreciate your efforts...
     
  5. niceseo

    niceseo Newbie

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    nice grabber?
     
  6. UrsuAke

    UrsuAke Power Member

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    Say what now?!
     
  7. lostgringos

    lostgringos Senior Member

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    Thread should say contest and not free!
     
  8. boydie

    boydie Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    I'll drop my pants and you can hold it, get of your ass do my audit
     
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  9. UrsuAke

    UrsuAke Power Member

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    Well I ain't charging you for it, you don't have to pay money, so it's free right? For the ones who get it anyway :)
     
  10. legendking

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    My oh my, What is the go. . . . I forget what i'm about to say. Sorry mate, need to see my ... What?
     
  11. UrsuAke

    UrsuAke Power Member

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    LoL Alzheimer's rap.
     
  12. UrsuAke

    UrsuAke Power Member

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    hmm... no artistic people here?
     
  13. perryfaraday12

    perryfaraday12 Newbie

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    Too bad I can't participate
    In this freebie so great
    But I bid good luck
    And give the winner a duck

    lol
     
  14. TheMoneyWizard

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    ^^^^ Same, good luck everyone else.
     
  15. UrsuAke

    UrsuAke Power Member

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    Hmm, anyone else?
     
  16. UrsuAke

    UrsuAke Power Member

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    guess I asked too much from you guys :).

    Well change of plans, just post here if you want the audit and I'll choose 4 people randomly over the weekend. PM me your E-mail that you want the audit send to and the url of the site you want to be analyzed. Cheers.
     
  17. UrsuAke

    UrsuAke Power Member

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    LOL guess people don't need audits..
     
  18. zerofoxtrot

    zerofoxtrot Senior Member

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    Hey there, Google Penguin here, so what's up?
    I've got eight of my penalties built for messin' you up.
    But who cares? Wish I did but I am not just built for that bro,
    I gotta swim hope you ready to go!

    :D
     
  19. UrsuAke

    UrsuAke Power Member

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    I've chosen 4 people. PM's sent. Waiting for details.

    Cheers.
     
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    over? I just want to write 16 bars for you