Hey Guys.... After smoking a huge doob (self employment sucks, doesn't it?), I sat down to relax watching an episode of Malcolm in the Middle. I really like the style of humor. Anyway, one of the characters (Craig) said that he used the internet to develop a free travel system. The other character asked if he had hacked into the ticket website databse. Craig replied no, that that was illegal. He then described his "system", and I immediately thought of you guys. Basically, he goes into chatrooms in the cities he wants to go to. He then pretends to be "a blond 18 year old girl who is very confused about the changes going on in her body". He then gets someone in the chatroom to buy him a plane ticket to that city so that the guy can "help" her. He tells the guys to be waiting with red roses and a sign that said "Debbie." LOL. He gets the ticket. Uses it. And just walks by the guy who is stupidly standing there with flowers and a sign. Classic. The only problem I see is getting the tickets. Where do you have the guy mail them to? A P.O. Box doesn't work. How about this: Have the guy send it to your address, but with the bogus female name. This should still be delivered to you, even if the name doesn't match up. Now, if he ever comes to your address looking for "Debbie", you'll just act like you have no idea who "debbie". Invite him to ask your neighbors. No Debbie lives here. If he says that he sent a letter with a ticket to this address, just say that it probably wasn't delivered. And this could be true. The post office can choose not to deliver the mail if the name doesn't match with the addresses on file. But chances are he will never go to the address looking for Debbie. Especially if the age of Debbie isn't clearly defined (although there never seems to be a shortage of pedofiles for To Catch A Predator). You think some guy wants to risk snooping around for a potentially underaged female? No way. 100Bones P.S. Although I shared this idea, I would never do it myself.