Found Money, Need Advice

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Oh right Rob...i was interested in micropenis at that time. Hence you.! :p

I do have a micro penis, but even if I was hung like a horse it wouldn't have mattered when your A-Hole is like the windsock at heathrow airport

listen mate if you keep taking the banter, like you take the danglers of dirty old men, you will do alright.
 
making an announcement, maybe that money has an owner.

If a week there is no one claim the money, then you can donate it ...
 
Sorry @alwaysinvisible , I meant to buy some flowers to patch things up between us but there was no store open at 3 am... However, I managed to open up one of your windows (found a stone) and left my life savings by your bed, btw you snore like a mofo...

Yeah I do. What, you don't find that sexy?

I took your $3 and bought a negative ion generator. I am now waiting for the world to end, like pewep predicted.
 
if I was hung like a horse it wouldn't have mattered when your A-Hole is like the windsock at heathrow airport

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One of my greatest assets. ;)
Now you can see why I stopped. You just couldn't do it for me with that thimble of a penis :P
 
Can you guys please stop with the dick jokes? It provokes my envy.
 
Over here I'd head over to my local fastfood joint, have a large coke, fries and burger with it while I'm sitting reading the newspaper they always have in there.
 
Ha Ha Ha, Have a Drink.
 
This morning I was cleaning up my room and I found a small plastic bag full of dimes. I counted them out and there's about $3 in there.

I have no idea what to do with this money. Suggestions?

Open IG, buy fake money for $3, get your dads suit, adopt few street dogs.

Now you have everything you need to be successful - luxury look, money, and bitches. :cool:
 
Pewep must have dropped them sometime through his extraterrestrial friends as a goodwill.
 
Just put the money back, and will be $3k in few years
 
Write a pdf "How To Turn A Dime Into XXXX In Under 24 Hours" and pretend you know what you're doing.


Just kidding. Please. Don't.
 
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