First time drinking - getting drunk, advice?

If you are going to be wasted than yes, they might notice your red eyes and and that your breath smells like horse ass. DON'T even try chewing gum, it will make things worse, believe me ;D
After waking up in your own vomit and urine, take a shower, drink alot of water and juice for vitamins, then try to eat something.

And yes, always bring condoms. Even if you know, you are not going to do anything. Strange things happen when ur drunk. I think your parents would me more happy that u wasted run naked in shopping mall, than that you are new daddy. ;D

All I can say is,

After you are good and drunk, DONT bet someone you can drink a pint of buttermilk.

beware!!

My advice Duct Tape your Knickers on!

Never know what might happen LOL!

Seriously not sure of your age, so I cannot condone this, but if you have too..

MAKE sure you take some aspirins before passing out.. This will help with the hangover the next morning, and don't get hurt,or killed!

Make sure you eat first, I didn't at my first time and god did I do crazy shit.

So how did it go?