First time drinking - getting drunk, advice?

Its simple my young friend.

First time drinking, be around good trusting people.

And DRINK until you cant walk. Then stop and just enjoy it until you are tired.

But its not good to drink like this every weekend. Or even every month, but since its your first time, make it count and make it a night you forget :D That means it will have been a good night. If you do remember more than 50% of the things then it was a so so night.

All the best.

My advice is just my advice, might be worth asking your parents or extended family member what they think.
 
The drinking part is ok but why would you poison yourself with the Burger King shit ??? :)

The funny thing here is that you are making plans which you will totally abandon when you get wasted. Just go and have fun.

Remember that alcohol kills brain cells and they can never be regenerated (in case you need them that is). I lost many good 'soldiers' in this battle. :yikes:
 
Thanks guys:)

Hope I remember to drink water after drinking lol
 
Chances are because it's your first time getting drunk the party atmosphere will knock all this good advice straight out of your head once you get caught up in the action. Only advice I can give you is, stay away from any girls you REALLY like when you are drunk and don't get into any fights. Other than that, your mom will probably know if you go home as early as midday the next day and chances are you will prob spew at some point but it's all part of growing up, enjoy it because if your anything like me you will never forget (completely) your first drunken party with friends and after10 years or so it will just become the routine of working and pub at the weekends,boring,boring,boring, so make the most of it and don't worry, no regrets either, unless you end up getting some chick pregnant or shitting the bed etc...:)
 
OMG you are actually Gonna Drink??

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Here is another tip:
(1) dont start drinking a light colored beer (like budweiser) and then switch to dark stout (like say...Guiness). You will feel VERY VERY sick later on, especially if you drink shots like vodka or whisky or other spirits later.

Stick with light color beer all night, and maybe a shot or two.
Or
Drink stout (guiness) and maybe a shot or two.

Drink maybe half a gallon of water and a good heavy dinner before you go out. Trust me it helps.


Oh and bring a condom....you dont want to hear the magic words of "i'm late"
 
Try not to mix your drinks, eg wine and spirits. Watch your drink doesn't get spiked (someone dropping vodka or drugs into it) cos some idiots think it is funny, so keep an eye on your drink. Don't try to keep up with your mates. Take some condoms/rubbers/whatever, cos you don't know what you are capable of and things could get out of hand because it might seem like a good idea at the time, and he/she will get a damn site more attractive as the night progresses.

In the morning, breathmints are the way, also find somewhere to take a shower as you will probably stink of booze. It might be wise to stash some spare clothes somewhere too, cos either you or someone else could puke on you.

Apart from that, PARTY ON DUDE!! :whoo:
 
enjoy yourself, but dont drink everything you have just because you can.
 
Just get trashed and worry about it in the morning. Boozing is always better when there's no plan!
 
3l of bear, even if they are all for you, it won't make you passout, mostly cause u won't be able to drink it all.
Though I don't advice other drinks.
Good luck anyways man.
 
Drink slowly and match your booze intake with h2o - one for one. That way you might not get as drunk nor badly hung-over, nor wake up naked in a snow bank bleeding from your private parts area.
 
I remember my first time like this lol. Live a pretty "sheltered" life until I was 17, we took a college trip to London. Before I'd only ever had beer, but I went crazy.

Shots, weed, some coke lol I didn't fully recover i.e. feel normal for 4 days.

I don't recommend going off the walls, but I would say get a little crazy. it's your first time, make memories that will last forever. Have fun, don't take anything to seriously and most importantly just enjoy it whilst it last.
 
I expect to see a thread tomorrow by some kid asking if it's dangerous to masturbate.
What's wrong with you kid, BHW means Black Hat World, not Yahoo Answers!

Funny post, I must say. But, Yahoo Answers or not, it's the lounge and if someone feels that they can get helpful advice from such a forum as BHW which consists of a variety of people with vast amounts of experience, I think it's perfectly fine to ask such questions.
 
Great advice above! But you don't give a shit after your first one and half beers!!

As it's your first time just take a friend with you, who doesn't drink...He takes care of you!!

Enjoy your first 3 bottles bro!!
 
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