Finally its happend in my life

So i guess your keyword is on no. 1 so far lets wait for the Next Google Update
j/k Congrats mate.
 
Do you know what she's doing at the backyard and at your cousin's house ;)
Jokes apart, you're a lucky dude :)
 
Caveat emptor...

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Congrats, now you're heading towards bankruptcy.
 
This stage will be the best and most beautiful moment of your life.

Cherish it!

Because you don't know what will happen next.

No offense.

I just want to remind you when one day your passion was gone,try to understand each other.

And believe you still love her.

When you cross that stage, you'll find who is one you need to cherish forever!

Looks like it's too early to say so much.
 
What happens, happens!

Present her a Jr VIP subscription before the weekend and she will worship you forever.
 
Great moments :) ... Hope you discover that she is the one you really one :D

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Omg, I LOVE THIS FORUM. AMAZING REPLIES. This forum is the closest thing to a family for many of us :)
 
You're lucky that she accepted your love... Some people just end up staying in the friend zone..
 
You must not be American OP.

I have the same story but it is a little more Americanized.

"About 3 months ago I saw a beautiful girl at the club. " My Loins says its the perfect place for pick up that girl"!!.

She was twerking with my cousin, it didn't matter as my cousing is gayer than a pack of fruity loops. It was time to visit my cousin on the dancefloor, right after getting another 2 drinks at the bar but alas! She was gone.

I was pretty disappointed but knew that everything would be ok as the club was packed with hundreds of twerking slores who looked better and better with every drink I had!

After 20 minutes I saw my twerking queen come out of the girls bathroom.

At that moment I thanked the Rum & Coke Gods!

After 2 minutes, I stablished a friendship then I improved my friendship with her by buying her a few Rum Runners!

My friends told me to invite her over for Twerking so I asked her and she gladly accepted the offer of twerking.

This situation helped move our relationship to the next level relationship. Level 2!

Finally I proposed my love with 1 more drink, she did not answer me...

She simply lead me by the hand from the club to her car and then drove to my home...

Thank the Rum & Coke Gods for LEVEL 3!

After all of the level 3 spanking and banging and hair pulling and fisting of my twerking goddess we fell asleep..."

The next day I woke up to a 200 POUND WHALE of a chick on my bed!

DAMN YOU RUM & COKE GODS!!!!!
 
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Yeaah, it's a beautiful moment when someone .... tells ... you ...

wait ... wtf ... still don't know how it feels ....

:smow:
 
Yeaah, it's a beautiful moment when someone .... tells ... you ...

wait ... wtf ... still don't know how it feels ....

:smow:

Awww lol, don't sulk! There's many ladies out there waiting to confess their love for you, you just have to help them find it ;) Go get em tiger!
 
Awww lol, don't sulk! There's many ladies out there waiting to confess their love for you, you just have to help them find it ;) Go get em tiger!

It was a joke, I'm posting with two ladies on my arms right now :hug:
 
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