Figure 8 - weekend post

Stuffedegg

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so its the weekend, and my wife has a request.

No, not that!

She wants the figure 8 fitness program, you dirty minded IM'ers.

If any of you have it and can give it to her (the dvd!!) That would be great, thanks.

Love you all.
 
I would be more than willing to satisfy you wife (with her request) but I don't have it.
 
Tell her to do
I just have an issue that I can't give it to her myself.

Oh man... you're killing me.

Look... I have some single friends that can help your wife....but does she really need 8 figures? That's quite an appetite she has there.
 
Why don't you give her your 8 figure bank account instead ?
Because I don't have one
I would be more than willing to satisfy you wife (with her request) but I don't have it.

You're not the only one
Tell her to do


Oh man... you're killing me.

Look... I have some single friends that can help your wife....but does she really need 8 figures? That's quite an appetite she has there.
Any figures are good for her. Just not mine
 

It's like $50. Bust out your credit card and keep your dignity.
 
.....are you going through a financial hard time or something? I'm starting to feel bad. Is your marriage continuing dependent on this?
Not particularly, no. I was just trying to get 50% off. I feel like I would be a bad IM if I didn't try for the best deal
 
.....are you going through a financial hard time or something? I'm starting to feel bad. Is your marriage continuing dependent on this?
No, he spent all the money on escorts.
 
Not particularly, no. I was just trying to get 50% off. I feel like I would be a bad IM if I didn't try for the best deal

Lol... dude... it comes with a 30 day trial...

Go full IM and just set up new accounts every 30 days.

Is your wife a fatty? You know the reason women go for figure 8 is to be sexier.... you should be begging to buy this for you. She will sexy dance for you once she's feeling comfortable. Dancing makes us hot in the pants and ready to put on a show for our guys...

Also, going 50% on your wife's pleasure might be why she doesnt want YOUR 8.... just a thought.
 
When you are a lazy ass editor, that's how your life gonna be kids.

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Man, I thought you guys and girls were like a family. :D

I suppose I'll just buy it.
 
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