Fight thread

[bartosimpsonio]

Alright so @rustybrick wanted a fight thread.

Let's get this started.

I charge U$ 20 every 3 minutes or fighting.

Only chimps fight for free.

Let's get this rollin. Bitcoin only.

 

[Psh]

Seriously? And where's the Google Update BBQ thread? Or have you forgot? Of course you have, I knew it. Great 2020, thanks a lot. I was expecting thiCC bratwurst and cheap beer man.

 

[Carnaged]

dont forget, pineapple is the best topping for pizza...

 

[Gogol]

dont forget, pineapple is the best topping for pizza...

BTB loves that. @BassTrackerBoats.

 

[bartosimpsonio]

Seriously? And where's the Google Update BBQ thread? Or have you forgot? Of course you have, I knew it. Great 2020, thanks a lot. I was expecting thiCC bratwurst and cheap beer man.

You know the drill. Ain't no free BBQ.

U$ 500 for a rib.

dont forget, pineapple is the best topping for pizza...

Kill it with fire.

 

[Psh]

You know the drill. Ain't no free BBQ.

U$ 500 for a rib.

Wtf?

I was literally expecting that we would grill piece of shit hotdogs for $1/10 pack over a fire made of printed out negative Ahrefs reports of our sites tanking, or am I wrong here?

$500? What am I, Jeff Bezos? I have $3.50 and half a condom. I can bring 20g of Bacon and a broken beer bottle that expired in 2008.

I'll PM you my application, hope you'll accept.

 

[bartosimpsonio]

Wtf?

I was literally expecting that we would grill piece of shit hotdogs for $1/10 pack over a fire made of printed out negative Ahrefs reports of our sites tanking, or am I wrong here?

$500? What am I, Jeff Bezos? I have $3.50 and half a condom. I can bring 20g of Bacon and a broken beer bottle that expired in 2008.

I'll PM you my application, hope you'll accept.

WAT?

I don't make no hotdog BBQ. I'm talkin ribs. And Beer. And cigarettes and hot thots.

You can't afford $500 then get off my lawn.

PM's closed. Blocked and reported you too. Come up with the BBQ money or my boys'll visit u.

 

[Mr Positive]

I think BHW needs to fire you from updating about google you are loosing it

 

[bartosimpsonio]

I think BHW needs to fire you from updating about google you are loosing it

Is there a new update?

Can't be. My favorite SEO blog hasn't posted about it yet.

 

[Psh]

WAT?

I don't make no hotdog BBQ. I'm talkin ribs. And Beer. And cigarettes and hot thots.

You can't afford $500 then get off my lawn.

PM's closed. Blocked and reported you too. Come up with the BBQ money or my boys'll visit u.

Mama mia, that sounds way better, sign me up.

Aight mayne, no joke - I'd happily go for $500 Rib BBQ Google Update Fisting Beer Cigar Thot Party. Where? Outside Google HQ, Las Vegas, LA? What are talking here.

Plz no ban or beatings.

I actually want to rank for "Rib BBQ Google Update Fisting Beer Cigar Thot Party" now, what you reckon my budget would be? $5? I'm gonna bring that shit to 100k searches/month.

Please send help

 

[bartosimpsonio]

Mama mia, that sounds way better, sign me up.

Aight mayne, no joke - I'd happily go for $500 Rib BBQ Google Update Fisting Beer Cigar Thot Party. Where? Outside Google HQ, Las Vegas, LA? What are talking here.

Plz no ban or beatings.

I actually want to rank for "Rib BBQ Google Update Fisting Beer Cigar Thot Party" now, what you reckon my budget would be? $5? I'm gonna bring that shit to 100k searches/month.

Please send help

You're magical. That is the PERFECT BBQ invitation. I'm gonna use it in real life.

Alright this fight thread is ruined. Everyone's friends now.

 

[BassTrackerBoats]

You're magical. That is the PERFECT BBQ invitation. I'm gonna use it in real life.

Alright this fight thread is ruined. Everyone's friends now.

Banning @Stackz for ruining a perfectly good fight thread.

 

[Psh]

You're magical. That is the PERFECT BBQ invitation. I'm gonna use it in real life.

Alright this fight thread is ruined. Everyone's friends now.

I'm literally printing BBQ t-shirts as we speak, I'm not joking around here. I will make a BBQ BHW party, mark my words. Even if it's me alone in my non-existent backyard.

Oh well let's keep it going then shall we?

Banning @Stackz for ruining a perfectly good fight thread.

 

[693840]

Banning @Stackz for ruining a perfectly good fight thread.

We do not care, you terribly looking white piece of equipment on top of awfully mown grass.

 

[bartosimpsonio]

I'm literally printing BBQ t-shirts as we speak, I'm not joking around here. I will make a BBQ BHW party, mark my words. Even if it's me alone in my non-existent backyard.

Oh well let's keep it going then shall we?

Those are such friendly gifs. I can't fight you anymore now.

We do not care, you terribly looking white piece of equipment on top of awfully mown grass.

OK this might get the thread rollin again.

 

[Psh]

Those are such friendly gifs. I can't fight you anymore now.




OK this might get the thread rollin again.

Dear diary,

Today I won against BartoBoy in an internet fight. Will get the date tattooed on my ass cheeks.

XOXO, Gossip Girl

 

[bartosimpsonio]

Dear diary,

Today I won against BartoBoy in an internet fight. Will get the date tattooed on my ass cheeks.

XOXO, Gossip Girl

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[Psh]

Pics or it didn't happen

You bastard, challenge accepted.

Also "the date tattooed on my ass cheeks":

PS. I had to Google "male ass cheeks", not great. You owe me 15 therapy sessions, k thx.

 

[bartosimpsonio]

You bastard, challenge accepted.

Also "the date tattooed on my ass cheeks":

PS. I had to Google "male ass cheeks", not great. You owe me 15 therapy sessions, k thx.

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I guess

T'was a good fight

 

[HustleTong]

Threads like these reminds me i'm in the Lounge.