Favorite Rick and Morty quote?

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  1. Norton6

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    My favorite

    Rick: "Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science"

    I would like to hear yours
     
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    I liked this one :

    "It's like the N word and the C word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews."
     
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    Rick: When we get to customs, I'm gonna need you to take these seeds into the bathroom, and I'm gonna need you to put them way up inside your butthole, Morty.
    Morty: In my butt?
    Rick: Put them way up inside there, as far as they can fit.

    haha xD
     
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