Favorite Rick and Morty quote?

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Norton6

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Mar 16, 2017

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• Jul 6, 2017

• #1

My favorite

Rick: "Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science"

I would like to hear yours

 

zebestof230

Power Member

Jun 7, 2016

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• Jul 6, 2017

• #2

I liked this one :

"It's like the N word and the C word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews."

 

Sherb

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Dec 26, 2010

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• Jul 6, 2017

• #3

"I'm Ants in My Eyes Johnson here at Ants in My Eyes Johnson's Electronics! I mean, there's so many ants in my eyes!"

 

Minnehaha

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Apr 26, 2017

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• Jul 6, 2017

• #4

Rick: When we get to customs, I'm gonna need you to take these seeds into the bathroom, and I'm gonna need you to put them way up inside your butthole, Morty.
Morty: In my butt?
Rick: Put them way up inside there, as far as they can fit.

haha xD

 

datsunguy

Supreme Member

Sep 30, 2016

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• Jul 6, 2017

• #5

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