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Facebook Run By Idiots

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by the_demon, Oct 29, 2010.

  1. the_demon

    the_demon Jr. Executive VIP

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    Hi Everyone,

    Just thought I would share my experience with you...

    ME: I have over $1MIL to spend with you but, I need you to unlock client's accounts.

    FB: We're sorry we don't handle account security issues. Please see our contact page.
    EPIC FAIL

    Seriously if I was an investor I would be pissed these morons would have just killed my earnings. I don't know how to get through to some of these retarded Ad Networks. This sales guy couldn't have said "geeze guys, you better unlock that account quick!" ... APPARENTLY NOT.
     
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  2. XoC--

    XoC-- Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    At the very least you'd expect them to forward your request to the right department and notify you..
     
  3. daserpent

    daserpent Power Member

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    Maybe he just didn't believe you had $1M to spend. He might have thought that it is some guy pulling off a prank or something.
     
  4. the_demon

    the_demon Jr. Executive VIP

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    That's his problem... My client is the CEO of a Multi-Billion dollar company and has given me a company credit card and permission to "spend at my will" my limit is over $1MIL.

    ... And these tards don't get it... If they ignore me I just goto to a CPV / Adware network and put popups on top of FB or use one of the many other methods I know.

    ...I'm getting what I want whether they like it or not!
     
  5. healthbuff

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    Well it's their loss, if you actually have that much money. :rolleyes:
    You can just share it with us then, I'll be glad to accept it. :D
     
  6. Dubbletoke

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    dude its facebook, you act like they would care about a million dollars :p
     
  7. schrute

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    I guess money can't buy you anything. Especially $1 million. Whats Facebook's daily ad revenue? $1 billion? What is their estimated worth? $6-20 billion?

    And you want the keys to the kingdom because you have $1 million? Good for Facebook, at least they have a little integrity. You could buy a judge or a jury for that price. Well maybe a few jurors.
     
  8. nirose

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    Do you think Facebook runs from Donations.

    Mark Zukerberg is a deuchebag and his employees follow his deucheosity.
     
  9. nycwriter

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    Just log in as your client and set the account up. I do this for people all the time. I have three of these buys running right now.

    Since you'll need to be in his account to use his credit card, you will have to find another way to bill for your time.
     
  10. oinky222

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    something tells me your math may be off a bit. a site that makes $1 billion per day probably wouldnt sell for only $6 billion/6 days of revenue
     
  11. Sikez

    Sikez Newbie

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    Get on a plane and show up at their offices.
    Ask to speak with 1 of these 3 guys..
    David Ebersman
    David Fischer
    Dan Rose
    Or do some searching around for a number to contact them at.
    They may be able to help you.
     
  12. mimay

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    Agree on this, 1$ million dollars is a large amount of money. I think the OP should go to the office and formally speak to the persons that concern it. Facebook has its own reputations.
     
  13. cnick79

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    Yea, you can't really take somebody seriously when they claim via email to have $1 million dollars to spend. If you are serious, then you will need to put a little more effort into it.

    Otherwise you sound like a Nigerian relative who is always trying to send millions of the family fortune.