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Excellent Outreach Letter for Guest Posting that WORKS!!!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by StraussCan, Apr 12, 2014.

  1. StraussCan

    StraussCan Regular Member

    Aug 24, 2013
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    Pen testing
    Dear Webmaster,

    I have been reading your site for 3 and a half minutes ? not a millisecond
    longer than it took to find your contact details.

    I really love that post you wrote about The Rise of the Content Marketing
    Moron. I hate those guys too. Your readers must be so lucky to have you.

    Moving on, quickly, I would be honored, flattered, humbled, punch-drunk
    and frankly much less annoying if you would just let me submit an article for
    your site.

    The article will be original, unique and exclusive to your blog

    **Terms, conditions and Elance may apply.

    In exchange for this monumental tour de force of literature, I have only a
    small request: two relevant links in the article body. Of course, by relevant, I
    mean relevant to anybody seeking a ?real estate expert? in Sacramento. But fuck
    that, right?

    Any content is good content! LOL!

    This article may or may not read like a $5 mess with a single valid point per
    2500 words. That?s assuming I wrote more than 400. And I probably didn?t.

    Bonus: Hey, if you really want to shag your artistic integrity, I?ve also
    attached a press release. It?s about my product going live on Clickbank 7 months ago. I?m sure your readers will just love it.
    Finally, just so that you can be left in no doubt that I am ? indeed ? a
    colossal bag of dicks, here are some links to articles I?ve already written.

    Please don?t be turned off by the strange topics. My last client was a wooden
    antique wholesaler.

    Oh, and do let me know once the post has gone live so I can cross your name
    off my spreadsheet of mortals to pester.

    (Because we both know I don?t give a shit,)
    Naomi Bigtits
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  2. Peter Ngo

    Peter Ngo Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

    Apr 23, 2013
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    I browse BHW for a living
    The Internet
    The best converting part is this one
  3. gold33

    gold33 Registered Member

    Dec 17, 2013
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    United States
    God I love this lol
  4. tojamie

    tojamie BANNED BANNED

    Jan 14, 2013
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    Nice outreach letter. Thanks for share. Cheers :)