Ewhoring your page to go Viral!

Instead of adding friends like an idiot, there is much faster way of making your page go viral.

What you need?

1. Female account
2. Good communication skills
3. Creative ideas for page


-Let me elaborate

1. Female account - You want a chick that is real (not an actress or a pornstar look a like, but hot avarage jane)

You want as many pictures as you can get. Good resource for this is some dating site. Plentyoffish for example. (edit pictures and crop the logo)

You want to put as many details as you can! You are making a character here, not a random feeder. You are not botting around, you are doing it the smart way. Try to get in the role!



2. Good communication skills - you want to speak as she would speak and you want to be congruent. You want to make them believe that you are the real thing! Be sure to remember all the things you've put in your info. You can also avoid answering the stupid questions by telling them, check my info...

You need basic knowledge of emotional behaviour. Anyone good at seducing woman will know what I am talking about when I am speaking this, it's pretty much the same thing.

What you want to get out from the guy?

You don't want to talk too much, but you want to keep them loose and enough emotionally attached so that they do all your dirty work! You will need some practice, but enjoy the process... When you have them hooked, ask for favours. And basic favour you want to get out from these chodes is simple:

TO PROMOTE YOUR PAGE! Nothing more, nothing less!

Tell them to join your page, tell them to suggest it to their friends and let them use this script so they save time, and so you save time... (if you are sadist, tell them to do it manually, hahhaa)




3. Make pages that have potential to go viral! Something that is common and really popular, but isn't on facebook yet.

That could be, parts of the city, monuments, popular clubs (without page, it exists in my area), BIG STREETS, parks, IDEAS, emotions (shitloads of romantic pages that mean jack shit if you check their content)

Don't use ideas that are already seen and went viral already. You will waste your energy in vain, you want to be first with the new idea, or at least among the first.

If you are trying to get certain type of people, you can modify page name according to that!



4. Stupid guys with a lot of friends - this is an exploit based on male sexual weekness, it is imoral to do, but it's also disgusting to have man like that, if woman can exploit them on daily basis, we can do it on the web also for our marketing gain... What you wanna aim for? You want guys who have around 500-1000 friends. Usually if they are above 1000 friends, they are some sort of performer or celebrity, so I skip those most of the time...



5. Trigger emotions! - When a person clicks like to your page, YOU WANT TO KEEP THAT PERSON ENGAGED TO YOUR PAGE. How are you gonna do that. You will need simple content that triggers emotion! You can also add some sexy stuff for guys to share mercilessly. It's even better if that is YouTube clip that you've posted, that way you have a chance of double viral.

Post NEWS of SHOCKING EVENTS that are moving people around emtionaly. If you are a guy who is reading this, never forget how woman react to emotional stimulus, they are junkies and they need to share their emotion with their fellow woman, always count on that!

Your page goes viral, plus your youtube clip goes viral... The more the merrier... Also try to use static FBML, if you don't know how to create static FBML page, LEARN IT, it's crappy HTML so invest! I ain't gonna spoon feed you here!


Revision:

1. Get female account -----------> 2. Make a page with viral potential -------------------> 3. Talk some influencers into sharing your page! ----------------> 4. Add content to your page, that will keep masses engaged to your page ------------> 5. watch your page spreads like wildfire...

So if you find 10 guys with 1000 friends each, you can send out 10 000 page suggestions in a matter of minutes rather than days hours... If you get good at this, you can send out 50 000- 100 000 suggestoins a day, with literally less than 100 friends on profile...


If this article helped you out, hit that Like button, that says thank you

Intersting post....

BUT:

-To become viral a page need a lot of invites. If you are running this technique, I think its gonna take a lot of time to get more than 100k invites to your page. Maybe you will find some perv guys who will invites all their friends to your page but I don't think there is a lot. Geeks are lazy and want to **** with hot girls, not farming FB, not for doing other people's work

-Adding a lot of friends are easier than this method. Just target some IDs and click the play button ! Check everydays for ban accounts and so on....

-Your technique is funny to do, I mean it is funnier to try to get dudes making things for you than running a bot, but again, I don't think it is a very profitable method !

Anyway, I thank you because your point of vue is quite intersting and you give me some ideas anyway

peace

you got no idea how easy this is, until you try it...

This why I thanked you, I keep it in my head and I will certainly try it.... But I'm certainly not spend a lot of time with this

But maybe you are 100 right and I'm totaly wrong, I'm gonna see by myself

lol just googled "chode" and realised this guy I used to refer to as stumpy has one of those....could have done without the picture now seared into my retina

IME men take up time (with their endless questions and are likely to confuse your page with a 900 number). Not sure if this would be worth mine, or that just being a hot babe is enough. You could improve this method by targeting your demographic tightly and creating your babe to match that.

Although you bring up some very interesting points and techniques, your invites will be anything but targeted. Most people are aiming for targeted invites, and most people like to have their campaign(s) on autopilot. However, thanks for your share; it was interesting and I am sure it will give people new to FB marketing some nice ideas to play around with.

Also, I don't doubt this system can't work, I just prefer targeted invites and campaign(s) running on autopilot.

I will explain how I am targeting my population and what I want from my niche. I live in a country with 7.5 milion people and we have 1.5 milion users of facebook. So it's a pretty small market and a non english speaking area.

Marketing competition is really low in my country, but users are sharing quite often and internet users are not really bright.

I am shotguning my invites, but! My group names contain some of remarkable locations of the captial city that EVERYBODY and their grandma knows about. If you know your market, you know exactly how your group will land. So it's not untargeted.

I am sure that anyone can take advantage of knowing their own area.

Also you can use dating sites and give up facebook freely there, so they add you, instead of you looking for them... Lots of desperate MOFO's on sites like that...

Beside that, keep in mind that I am quite newbie in internet marketing (tough I do have other skill sets that are helping me with all of this).

What I do like about my method is that it's organic! You aren't botting or doing something that facebook flags as unlegitimate behaviour, so there are insanely less chances that you will have your account banned.

Sounds like a good technique but it seems like it would take up alot of time.