Ewhore idea for the depraved

pewep

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I'm going to use this tomorrow and see how much traffic I'll get.

Needed:

1 Permanent marker
1 Redirect domain that goes to adult aff. site
1 Set of big lugging ballz with a don't-give-a-shit attitude.

Go into 100 bathrooms all over town and just scribble your website on there along with some short attractive message. E.g. -

Will suck you off tonight (cute girl) www.cumfaceBlowOut.com

I'm seriously trying this shit out all over town to see what residual income I can get. The domain I ahve registered aren't in my name and the credit card I used to sign up is long destroyed (gift card LoL).
 
A better spin to this would be to make it a local thing:

Local girls love to squirt and hookup - Miami.cumfaceblowout.com

To make it memorable.
 
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yeah use a permanent marker and go check every week if they havent paint it over

also put it in front of the urinals ;)
 
I will SERIOUSLY do this tomorrow. In fact I know where. In our local kroger, in our CVS, a bunch of local shops (screw em lol :D) my 2 local unis and our downtown area. This shit would be hot as hell in a club (maybe, maybe not if the drunkasses dont remember anything).
 
It is a great idea.. .Now how do we become your affiliate? We have paint pens and markers ready.. LOL... We live near bus stations, clubs, schools... LMAO.. need we go on... Oh and the peep show porn houses... LMAO... You can make a fortune, in turn, we can make a fortune, or rather a percentage of it.. LOL... SO the army of pervs, get your pens ready. This can't be anymore dangerous than what we are already doing. So lets GET IT ON!!!

P.S.- www.dallasmetrosextonight.com oh wait thats too long to remember for the drunk idiots.. so lets try www.cumonmedallas.com
 
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I'll head out at 7am after replying to the myspace geekazoid army.
 
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