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Everybody's Racist

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by cocococo, Jun 30, 2012.

  1. cocococo

    cocococo Senior Member

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    When you're down and out
    And you're really up against it
    just remember the basics.
    It's a mantra, repeatedly say this:
    You're not a loser. It's just every body's racist!
    Yeah, that's right, I said it!
    Why d'you think nobody ever give you any credit?
    Why you last on the list of your doctor's patients?
    Chronological? Or is your surgery racist!
    What type of dog Ñ•hits on the pavement
    in front of your house?
    Alsatian. Racist!
    Say you're typin' in a search engine, tryin' to write 'haterz' with a Z at the end?
    And your computer goes 'Did you mean haters'?
    That's how you know...Google's racist!
    How come every time an igloo's made it's always white, hm?
    Eskimos- racist!
    Tonight you know the truth
    Explain this:
    Your car won't start. Engine- racist!
    Your team don't pick you
    These guys- racist!
    Jeans don't fit you?
    Levi's- racist!
    If you can't lose weight
    Every time you try it
    I guarantee your diet is racist!
    On your birthday it rained in places
    Ïœuck the clouds, the whole sky is racist!
    You got an iPod, shufflin' the playlist
    That ain't picked reggae in a while?
    Racist!
    How come every time you get to the cue you're the last in cue, dude? That cue's racist!
    And then when you get to the front the staff say 'Hey, thanks for waiting'- that's racist!
    Cause the whole post office are skanks,
    Why 'dyou think they try and sell you second class stamps?
    Two words: institutional racism.
    You go nando's- suddenly they make chicken!
    And you might want couscous, or just soup.
    Too late, man; they already judged you!
    When you're down and out
    And you're really up against it
    just remember the basics.
    It's a mantra, repeatedly say this:
    You're not a loser. It's just everybody's racist!


     
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