Every SEO in retirement

Grandchild: "What did you do with your life?"

Retired SEO: "I ranked websites number one in search engines."

Grandchild: "Wow, that sounds cool. Can you show me one?"

Retired SEO: "Sure, let me just Google a keyword."

Grandchild: "Is that your website in first position?"

Retired SEO: "No... "

Grandchild: "What happened?"

Retired SEO: "It depends..."

Grandchild: "What are you going to do?"

SEO: "Get the SEO squad back together for one last dance..."

Sarkar can fix that for you.

HustleTong said:

Sarkar can fix that for you.

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Sarkar can fix SEO ranking for you with his fake Rank Tracker screenshots. There is another person named SEOSperm who do the same and shows fake rank tracker keywords to potential buyers.

ramuite said:

Sarkar can fix SEO ranking for you with his fake Rank Tracker screenshots. There is another person named SEOSperm who do the same and shows fake rank tracker keywords to potential buyers.

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I mean, order from someone named SeoSPERM. You only have yourself to blame.