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Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by kingroomx, Dec 7, 2012.

  1. kingroomx

    kingroomx Junior Member

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    Lady: Do you smoke?
    Man: Yes
    Lady: How many packs a day?
    Man: 3 packs
    Lady: How much per pack
    Man: $10.00
    Lady: And how long have you
    been smoking?
    Man: 15 years

    Lady: So 1 pack cost $10.00 and
    you have 3 packs a day which
    puts your spending each month
    at $900. In one year, it would be $
    10,800 correct?
    Man: Correct

    Lady: If in 1 year you spend $
    10,800 not accounting for
    inflation, the past 15 years puts
    your spending at $162,000
    correct?
    Man: Correct

    Lady: Do you know that if you
    hadn't smoked, that money could
    have been put in a step-up
    interest savings account and after
    accounting for compound interest
    for the past 15 years, you could
    have now bought a Ferrari?

    Man:(*facepalm*) Do you smoke?
    Lady: No
    Man: Where's your fucking Ferrari then?
    Lol...

     
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  2. Oblivion13

    Oblivion13 Regular Member

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    Well I am on my was to a Gremlin because I quit smoking 3 days ago.
     
  3. oematan

    oematan Registered Member

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    wut the hell 3 packs a day
     
  4. Twixx

    Twixx Supreme Member

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    wut the hell, $10 per pack?
     
  5. WPRipper

    WPRipper Supreme Member

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    Haha nice.
     
  6. Oukast

    Oukast Senior Member

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    Last time I read that it was £10 a pack, and that's like the whole damn tobacco factory. But the point is still valid.
     
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    seoquickheal BANNED BANNED

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    seriously i searched for link building offers. i found your thread . good time to spend :)
     
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    aakon7 Regular Member

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    I'm down from 3 packs a day to about 1 and a half, now I just need to take the Chantix so I can finally quit!
     
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    The only epic thing about this thread is how not funny this actually is. lol
     
  10. lakim0

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    Youtube comment I just saw on YT (Hot chick with thumbnail on video)

    Penis : Do you see that video on the right?

    Me : Yes

    Penis : Click on it.

    Me : Why?

    Penis : Click on it.

    Me : OK.