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Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: $10.00
Lady: And how long have you
been smoking?
Man: 15 years

Lady: So 1 pack cost $10.00 and
you have 3 packs a day which
puts your spending each month
at $900. In one year, it would be $
10,800 correct?
Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $
10,800 not accounting for
inflation, the past 15 years puts
your spending at $162,000
correct?
Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you
hadn't smoked, that money could
have been put in a step-up
interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest
for the past 15 years, you could
have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:(*facepalm*) Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your fucking Ferrari then?
Lol...

 
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Well I am on my was to a Gremlin because I quit smoking 3 days ago.
 
seriously i searched for link building offers. i found your thread . good time to spend :)
 
I'm down from 3 packs a day to about 1 and a half, now I just need to take the Chantix so I can finally quit!
 
The only epic thing about this thread is how not funny this actually is. lol
 
Youtube comment I just saw on YT (Hot chick with thumbnail on video)

Penis : Do you see that video on the right?

Me : Yes

Penis : Click on it.

Me : Why?

Penis : Click on it.

Me : OK.
 
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