Entering a chili eating competition. Need advice!

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You won't rub a handful of naja vipers on your balls right now and upload a video.
 
Numb your mouth before starting the competition, i forget what its called they should sell it at your local drug store its a numbing gel.
 
Masterptc said:
Numb your mouth before starting the competition, i forget what its called they should sell it at your local drug store its a numbing gel.
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There's oralgel which is 20% benzocaine.

However, none of these OTC numbing gels would do anything. I know cause I just dropped a wallop of oral gel onto my tongue (I was curious) and it didn't do shit. What happened was my mouth salivated immediately, I tried to keep the saliva in but it just diluted the benzocaine and didn't do anything. I know this stuff works on the surface of gums but your tongue is like a sponge. Plus benzocaine has virtually no bioavailability at all. Which means it doesn't absorb into blood.

To make something like that work, you'd need novacaine and a needle. Then inject it deep into your tounge. That way it stays in your blood and doesn't immediately get washed out by saliva.
 
I would make sure you're stocked up on toilet paper too!
 
I lol at this thread, anyways a really god tip is to drink a couple of gallons of water in the days leading up to the competition. That way your stomach/ gut or whatever you call it ill expand. Also drink water in between some of the chilis. This is what all speed eaters do on youtube.
 
If it was me, I'd practice swallowing much more than chewing. This is a "skill" I've developed just by working out my whole life. But I have a very weird ability to swallow small handfuls of dry vitamins all at once. Like when I wake up in the morning. I grab 2 vitamin c, 3 l-tyrosine, 2 vitamin b-6 & 1 l-taurine. That's 6 giant pills and 2 smaller ones.... combined it's like swallowing a golf ball, but all I do is "jerk" my neck and shake them down.

Better yet, if I was you I'd start watching some NatGeo videos. Find the ones where flamingos and geese swallow fish whole... with the spines and everything. These fish are like 10xs bigger than their throat, but they shake and jerk so fast that gravity forces it down into their stomach.

That's exactly what I'd do. Flop your head like a flamingo and just swallow those things whole.
 
We on BHW don't advice people on how to commit suicide in a normal, in a better, or in a best or whatever way! Sorry...


jk :)

All the best to you!
 
Silliest competition I have heard about. Its all up to you, but you should prepare for:

1. Increased risk of stomach cancer
2. Burning anus
 
I like chili but I would pass it. I once participated in ice cream eating competition. I choked at one point, people were taking photos of me. nobody helped... I recovered myself.
 
Ulcer, burning gut, stomach issues and if u a serious IM all along with this the constant sitting, it'll be a worst nightmare imo
 
i love hot chilis
big fan here

if u gonna eat a lot dont drink water, get lots of milk
its the best way to calm the stomach heat
 
Thanks for all the advices. I will let you guys know how it all went on Monday.
 
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