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PS Warning for the feeble minded - the above is a JOKE -
but it illustrates how the real money is now made from 419 frauds,
i.e. by selling worthless "get rich quick" kits to the ignorant and gullible.

Do the similarities with Internet Marketing strike anyone ?.....
 
what is scary is that the people who fall for these scams have the money to send, how do a fool and his money get together in the first place?

Ever Heard Of The That Old Saying "A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted"?

:rolleyes:
 
there's this website called 419eater that has some awesome scam baiting threads of people messing with the scammers - great for a laugh..
 
Okay, I really don't understand what you all are talking about. Just last year I received an 'Urgent' email from the Imperial Princess of Jumanji. Poor girl was in some deep shit with the federales, and needed someone to hold on to some cash for her until she got back on her feet. Who am I to turn down a cry for help from an IMPERIAL PRINCESS of all people. I shot her over a quick fifteen grand US safely and securely using my friendly neighborhood money gram service, and got her out of a serious jam. A week later, she showed up on my doorstep with a briefcase full of gold bars & cocaine as a small token of her thanks. Didn't stop there though, I totally got to rail her and she even let me go bareback. Thanks to her, I'm relaxing here off the coast of Dubai in my new Hovercraft/Yacht/Leer Jet/Rocket Ship hybrid transportation tank.

Lay off of Nigeria. They are some solid dudes.

PS. The princess of Lithumerica is in a tight squeeze. I would help her out, but I'm way to busy waxing my gooch today. If you want to give her a hand and make some serious cash like I did shoot me an email - 'legitnigerianIswear.tk.idk.wtf.us.rofl.balz.t8nt.omfg.ttyl.com'
 
Do you realy think that the FBI would email you? If they wanted you they would knock your door down!!!Be real somebody is just messing with your head.. pe@ce
 
Nice thread! I have a 14 yr old who has fallen for this (never again!!). However, she truly fell for it and ended up giving information about herself that made me S**T when I saw it.
(Thank you Mozilla for storing passwords). I didn't want to pry, but noticed that when she was online, that she kept looking over her shoulder. So, needless to say, I had to.
I messed with them as well.............strung them along..........changed the personal info....and made it sound that I was to the point where I was going to deposit some cash.
Boy, it is almost like a Dog waiting for a bone a drooling. I mean, I get it if the victim does not know what this kind of thing is, but.........chances are, most victims know SOME
ONE who will be able to see this kind of fraud. ESSENTIALCLIX, I love your idea, and might just try it.........................but.................isn't this BHW??
Do you guys think that this is inapropriate as I do?
And Ayobomi, I think that Nigerians are being used as a Scapegoat if you will.
Does anyone know whether these are truly coming from Nigeria???
I didn't think so.
Cheers

poor kid, i bet she really thought she was going to be a gazillionaire...

poor kid
 
These Nigerians really think everyone is completely retarded. I guess the FBI has started to use their freenet.de emails now.

From: "FEDERAL BUREAU INVESTIGATION" <[email protected]>
Subject: FRAUD ALERT ON YOUR FUNDS
Date: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:01:45 +0100

ROBERT MUELLER III
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON D.C
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET
ATTENTION:

We hope this notification meets you in a good state of mind
and health.The Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington,D.C
in
conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in
the
United states of America have recently been informed through our
Global
intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a
transaction
going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) with regards to
your over-due
contract payment which according to their records has been fully
endorsed in your favor.

It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in
screening
through this project as stipulated by the usual protocol of
operation and have
finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and
hitch
free from all incumbrances and of which you have the lawful right
to claim your
fund without any further delay. Having notified you of this, we
advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office
accordingly as we will be monitoring all their services with you as
well
as your correspondence with them at all levels of your claim.

In addition, please also be informed that we recently had a meeting
with the
Executive Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, in the person of
Prof.
Chukwuma Soludo and Mr. Kingsley Agwor along with some of the top
officials of the ministry regarding your case and they made us
understand that your file has been held in suspense depending on
when you
personally come for the claim. They also told us that the only
problem
they are facing right now is that some unscrupulous elements are
using
this project as an avenue to scam innocent people off their hard
earned
money by impersonating the Executive Governor and the Central Bank
office.

We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Joan
C.Bailey
from OHIO has already contacted them and also presented to them all
the
necessary documents evidencing a claim purported to have been
signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund
valued
at about US$8,000,000.00 (Eight million united states dollars),but
the
Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from
you
personally before they go ahead on wiring your fund to the Bank
informations which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady.
One of
the main reason why they contacted us was to assist them in making
the
investigations.

We were further informed that we should warn our dear citizens who
must
have been informed of the contract payment which was awarded to
them from
the Central Bank of Nigeria, to be very careful as a result of all
these
irregularities so that they don't fall victim to such an ugly
circumstance.And should in case you are already dealing with
anybody or
office claiming to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria, you are
further
advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest and
then
contact
immediately the real office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)
only with
the below informations accordingly:
NAME: PROF. CHUKWUMA SOLUDO


OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria,
Central Business District,
Cadastral Zone, Abuja, Federal
Capital Territory, Nigeria.

Email: [email protected]
PHONE: 234-1-4066586



NOTE:

In your best interest, any message that doesn't come from the above
email
address and phone number should not be replied to and should be

disregarded accordingly for security reasons. Meanwhile, we will
advise
that you contact the Governor of the Central Bank immediately with
the
above email address and request that they attend to your payment
file as
directed, so as to enable you receive your contract fund
accordingly.
To this effect, you are required to reconfirm and authenticate your
given
particulars below for certainty and onward processing and release
of you
funds as we may not be held liable for any wrong payment. YOU WILL
BE REQUIRED TO PAY A STIPULATED FEE OF $550USD ONLY.

YOUR FULL NAME:
COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE:
YOUR PHONE NUMBER:
HOME ADDRESS:
SEX:
AGE:
Occupation:

Ensure you follow all the procedures that they may require as that
will further help hasten up the whole procedures with regards to
the transfer
of your funds to you safely. Also have in mind that the Central
Bank
of Nigeria equally have their own protocol of operation as
stipulated on
their banking terms, so delay could mean denial.Once again, we will
advise that you contact them with the above email address and make
sure
you forward to them all the necessary informations
which they may require before the release of your fund.

All modalities has been worked out even before you were contacted
and note that we will be monitoring all your dealings with them as
you
proceed so you don't have anything to worry about.Your funds will
be transfered
from the Central bank Of Nigeria through our own Federal reserve
bank here in the US.
All we require from you henceforth is an update so as to enable us
be on track with you
and theCentral Bank of Nigeria. Without wasting much time,will want
you to
contact them immediately with the above email address so as to
enable them
attend to your case accordingly without any further delay as time
is already running out.

In any event where you may need more information relating to this
notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you
more as
we are here to guide you during and after this project has been
completely
perfected and you have received your contract fund as stated.

Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance,we
earnestly await your urgent response to this matter ansd will be in
touch
personally or via phone.

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA

2 Things,
1. Why Would The FBI Email You? Honestly They Would Ether Call OR Show Up At The Shack You Call A House :p

2. Why The Heck Would The FBI Care What State Of Mind You're In....Just The Fact That They Are Contacting You, F's Up Your State Of Mind To Begin With :rolleyes:

I Love Those Crazy, Lovable Nigerians:p
 
I'm a member over at 419Eater.com and play with these dicks all the time. Myself and the two guys I bait with have logged 350ish man days in Chad with them in them past 4 months. We send them to other countries chasing our fake money, and then do our best to get them stranded there. We currently have two guys that have been stuck in Chad for the past 8 weeks. The last set we sent there was on the border of Sudan for over 100 days starving to death. We're a bit brutal with our baiting, but fuck 'em.

Here's a call I made to one of the fake FBI guys a while ago: http://media.putfile.com/FBI-Cold-Call
 
The sad thing is for those of us in the know, this is hillarious, but even with all publicity 419 scams have received in the last few years, many people are still losings thousands to these lowlifes, and some have even comitted suicide after being scammed for all their savings.
 
[......blah blah ....]

Lay off of Nigeria. They are some solid dudes.

PS. The princess of Lithumerica is in a tight squeeze. I would help her out, but I'm way to busy waxing my gooch today. If you want to give her a hand and make some serious cash like I did shoot me an email - 'legitnigerianIswear.tk.idk.wtf.us.rofl.balz.t8nt.omfg.ttyl.com'

Your amazing true story and seriously impressive email handle has convinced me I gotta get some of that Princess stuff - where do I send money?

profoundly.iq.challenged.paypal.account@scam.me.plz.freebee.email.us
 
Ha! What's really funny and ironic is that I get email phish/spams like this ALL the time. Except when I got a REAL government email, I responded back to it with "yeah okay, fuck off you spammer!" -- When they came over later that month, the lead AG (attorney general) investigator introduced himself as "hi there, my name is ==== ====, I had emailed you earlier this month and you told me to fuck off spammer, well, I'm here and I'm not a spammer." -- They nearly scared me half to death, but thankfully they weren't investigating me, they just wanted to get some clarification on the ringtone industry (which I knew nothing about in tech terms). So now when I do get messages that seem real, I shoot it off to friends at the feds and ask them if its legitimate or not. Don't feel like making that first mistake again anytime soon.

In general, the chances of anyone getting a REAL random email from the FBI or any other US Gov agency are slim to none. If they wanted to get into contact with you, they'll call you or show up to your pad. So honestly, there isn't much to be afraid or paranoid about from that area. What you also have to remember is that technology moves 1000000x faster than the gov does, so when they are investigating something NOW, theres a pretty good chance you're not going to be in any trouble because if you had done anything illegal, it was a long time ago. Don't be afraid, they are regular people just like you and me, except they do have the Patriot Act behind them and we just have our wits, ha!
 
Actually no since it should read encumbrances not incumbrances.....


Ah well
 
I wonder if you could somehow trick some of these dipshits into sending you $100...

Tell them you just changed bank accounts because your old bank wouldn't let you keep more than $100,000 in your account there, and that you can't withdraw any money for a month while the transfer is happening. Tell them if they wire you the $100 needed to speed up the transfer process (via Western Union) then you'll be able to give them the bank account number within 1 day of receiving the money. Beg for their help and act dumb and helpless. Pretend like you really believe in their offer lol. Setup a PO Box and maybe even a DBA license and get the money wired to that contact info.

Scam the scammers ;)

A variation on this you might want to watch out for, a friend of mine recently encountered this (no, it really was a friend, not me :)) but was smart enough to dodge a bullet.

What happens is that they advertise for a "secret shopper" type job on Craigslist (or similar) job boards, then they send you a check in the mail and tell you to go cash it and send the money to somewhere else via WU. Of course, the checks are forged checks printed with stolen bank account/routing numbers. Once you cash it and send it off to them not only do you end up with no money (they tell you to take the transfer fees out of the check..how generous) but now your name is on record as receiving stolen money from a forged check.

It sounds like a pretty straightforward scam when you think about it...but just goes to show you that it's crazy what some people won't think twice about doing if the right person tells them to.
 
idea from essential clix is truly brilliant. I think I will try to use that idea on the next scam email I get. :P
 
Ya, I got this one the other day...what a joke...
The only reason I opened it -is because I'm waiting on a FBI check to complete
for a position I was offered....

Nigeria ....lol
 
You are welcome Ayobami. Your country needs more proudly Nigerians and probably one or two great leaders of whom all Nigeria to be extremely proud.

Only good example of proud citizens will help improving things in a country.

Amen to that, sir!

It's really just such a shame, though.

Anyways, WHY would they ask for your details and everything if they were supposedly investigating already? You'd think they'd be a lot smarter than that, hey?:rolleyes:

LMAO
 
Here's a new one fresh off the press:

Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
Fbi Headquarters In Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
Website:

ATTENTION FUND BENEFICIARY,

This is an official advice from the fbi foreign Remittance / telegraphic dept.,it has come to our notice that the C.B.N Bank Nigeria district has released 10,500,000.00 US dollars into bank of America in your name as the beneficiary, by inheritance means.

The C.B.N Bank Nigeria knowing fully well that they do not have Enough facilities to effect this payment from the united kingdom to your account, used what we know as a secret diplomatic transit payment (s.t.d.p) to pay this fund through wire transfer, they used this means to complete the payment.

They are still, waiting for confirmation from you on the already Transferred funds which were made in direct transfer so that they can do final crediting to your account. Secret diplomatic payments are not made unless the funds are related to terrorist activities why must your payment be made in secret transfer, if your transaction is legitimate, if you are not a terrorist, then why did you not receive the money directly into your account; this is a pure coded, means of payment?

Records which we have had with this method of payment in the past Has always been related to terrorist acts, we do not want you to get into trouble as soon as these funds reflect in your account in the U.S.A, so it is our duty as a world wide commission to correct this little problem before this fund will be credited into your personal account.

Due to the increased difficulty and unnecessary security by the American authorities when funds come from outside of Europe, and the Middle East, the f.b.i bank commission for Europe has stopped the transfer on its way to deliver payment of $10,500,000.00 to debit your reserve account and pay you through a secured diplomatic transit account (s.d.t.a). We govern and oversee funds transfer for the World Bank and the rest of the world.

We advice you contact us immediately, as the funds have been Stopped and are being held in our custody, until you can be able to provide us with a diplomatic immunity seal of transfer (dist) within 3 days from the world local bank that authorize the transfer from where the funds was transferred from to certify that the funds that you are about to receive from Nigeria are antiterrorist/drug free or we shall have cause to cross and impound the Payment, we shall release the funds immediately we receive this legal documents.

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We have decided to contact you directly to acquire the proper Verifications and proof from you to show that you are the rightful person to receive this fund,because of the amount involve, we want to make sure is a clean and legal money you are about to receive. Be informed that the fund are now in United State in your name, but right now we have ask the bank not to release the fund to

anybody that comes to them, unless we ask them to do so, because we have to carry out our investigations first before releasing the fund to you. Note that the fund is in the BANK OF AMERICA right now, but we have ask them not to credit the fund to you yet, because we need a solid proof and Verifications from you before releasing the funds.

So to this regards you are to re-assure and proof to us that what you are about to receive is a clean money by sending to us FBI Identification Record and also Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer(DIST) to satisfy to us that the money your about to receive is legitimate and real money. You are to forward the documents to us immediately if you have it in your possession, if you don't have it let us know so that we will direct and inform you where to obtain the document and send to us so that we will ask the bank holding the funds, the Bank Of America to go ahead Crediting your account immediately.

These Documents are to be issued to you from the World Local Bank that Authorized the transfer, so get back to us immediately if you don't have the document so that we will inform you the particular place to obtain the document in United Kingdom (U.K), because we have come to realize that the fund was Authorized by (H.S.B.C) Bank in London.

An FBI Identification Record and Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer (DIST) often referred to as a Criminal History Record or Rap Sheet, is a listing of certain information taken from fingerprint submissions retained by the FBI in connection with arrests and, in some instances, federal employment,naturalization, or military service.

These Condition Is Valid until 30th of January. 2009 after we shall take actions on Canceling the payment and then charge you for illegally moving funds out of Nigeria. Guarantee: funds will be released on confirmation of the document.
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Final Instruction;
1. Credit payment instruction: irrevocable credit guarantee.
2. Beneficiary has full power when validation is cleared.
3. Beneficiaries bank in U.S.A., can only release funds.
4. Upon confirmation from the world bank / united nations.
5. Bearers must clear bank protocol and validation request.
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NOTE: We have asked for the above documents to make available the most complete and up-to date records possible for the enhancement of public safety, welfare and security of Society while recognizing the importance of individual privacy rights. If you fail to provide the Documents to us, we will charge you with the FBI and take our proper action against you for not proofing to us the legitimate of the fund you are about to receive.

The United States Department of Justice Order 556-73 establishes rules and regulations for the subject of an FBI Identification Record to obtain a copy of his or her own Record for review. The FBI Criminal Justice Information Services (CJIS) Division processes these requests to check illegal activities in U.S.A.

An individual may request a copy of his or her own FBI Identification Record for personal review or to challenge information on the Record. Other reasons an individual may request a copy of his or her own Identification Record may include international adoption or to satisfy a requirement to live or work in a foreign country or receive funds from another country, i.e. Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer, letter of good conduct, criminal history Background, etc.)

FBI Director
Robert Mueller, III
 
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Really unbelievable people keep getting taken in. But the positive thing is if they can do it and make money there is still many opportunities for all of us out there.

And the hotmail address soon be getting emails from the White House using hotmail with a story his blackberry is broken.

A fool and his money is soon parted. As PT Barnum said There is a fool born every minute
 
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