Elon Musk

So I go out last night for a university friends catch up and we have a good bit to drink, which I kind of rarely do these days so I've got that "this night should never end" feeling as I'm going home about 1 in the morning.

So I'm getting a plan, there is no drink in the house, but I'm sure there is a bottle of red in the back of the back of the wife's car. Plan is, get in, get the wine, get more drunk, play COD till 4 in the morning and deal with the explanation in the morning.

So I get in the door quiet, get the tesla key card, get back out into the drive, get the boot open, get the wine, close the boot really quietly, get back in, get the game set up, wine opened. Then I hear the wife coming down the stairs, she walks in the room "I got woken up by a notification from the car, it says the boot isn't closed".

Shit happens when you buy you´re wife nice stuff .. =)

leeVanCleef said:

the boot isn't closed

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What about the https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/dicky ?

Trust WorkShop said:

What about the dicky ?

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I need to check her frunk, she's probably got a case of moet in there. She gets bottles of booze as gits in work, chucks them in the car, never drinks them. About once a year I play 1am booze tombola. Last Christmas I got a midnight bottle of gin from it and didn't drink for 6 months after it.

Think I'm gonna get the car's API token and automate the process.

It sounds like you had a fun night catching up with your university friends, but it's important to be responsible when drinking

I can guess you participated in an orgy, now you're trying to hide it from your wife. Next time don't drink too much and be a good boy.

What a movie hahaahahah