✅ Durex just won Marketing

hopefully some people won't wear the condom the same way they wear the mask (under their nose). These people might wear the condom just around their balls
But I don't think taking in air is as enjoyable as sex, so even the most idiotic guy will make sure that whatever he is doing is fucking right.
 
Every time I use a condom, my eyes start to look like this:


No idea what's the reason because latex-free condoms also didn't work.

She started taking birth control pills, but the side effect was that those pills killed her sex drive.

Now she stopped taking those pills, and I'm taking my pull-out game to the next level.

Wish me luck, guys!
 
Every time I use a condom, my eyes start to look like this:


No idea what's the reason because latex-free condoms also didn't work.

She started taking birth control pills, but the side effect was that those pills killed her sex drive.

Now she stopped taking those pills, and I'm taking my pull-out game to the next level.

Wish me luck, guys!

that's a toxic relationship, or at least it will become one. good luck.
 
Or, you can go in raw like a real man.

(kidding)
 
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as my wife just pointed out to me.... so when you go out you don't wear a condom or just sit in the house wearing one?
 
wait that was supposed to go on my face? :D
 
You want my used condom? :D
People nowadays have weird fetishes. :D I never expected him to have a fetish related to you though, but I guess he really wants to call you daddy.
 
What will you wear when yo go to a different country though? :rolleyes:
Nothing. Probably will have inter racial children
 
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