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i put a physical cloak, like a canvas tarp or a big piece of cloth on top of my monitor after i opened facebook...now what? how do i drive traffic to this?
 
This is an absolutely one of the strangest posts I have ever read. Totally random. Are you simply posting questions and randomness just to make them or something? I don't understand this thread at all. I guess that once you have the tarp over your screen it is time to drive that traffic to Facebook. I believe the first step is to take an extension cord and run it out into the road. Take the computer and plug it into the end of that cord. Turn on the computer and bring up Facebook then sit on the corner and start asking people to drive over your computer.
 
This is an absolutely one of the strangest posts I have ever read. Totally random. Are you simply posting questions and randomness just to make them or something? I don't understand this thread at all. I guess that once you have the tarp over your screen it is time to drive that traffic to Facebook. I believe the first step is to take an extension cord and run it out into the road. Take the computer and plug it into the end of that cord. Turn on the computer and bring up Facebook then sit on the corner and start asking people to drive over your computer.

That redefines what "driving traffic into a site" means. I'd never thought of it, TBH, and this would make a nice IM comedy skit for a Youtube video, this guy sitting by the road while he drives traffic into his servers.
 
We should get together and make the video. It could totally go viral and we can get in on some of that Youtube money. I'll wear a bunch of different costumes pretending to be your competition with totally recognizable but goofy outfits. I'll keep driving over your computer in order to figure out how your driving so much traffic. We are going to be huge. Step aside Facebook, we're coming through. Still curious what the op was even getting at with this. Where are you mr. tarp man.
 
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