Double meta refresh script. dmr.php?url=yoururl

<?php

/*
   Name this dmr.php
   Use: dmr.php?url=http://www.ebay.com/i-am-a-nice-affiliate
*/

dmr();

function dmr() {
	$url = $_GET['url']; 

	// Where you will send them if it fails
	$crap = 'http://your-best-viagra-rimjobs.com/vicodin-sluts'; 
	
	
	if ( $_SERVER['HTTP_REFERER'] == "" ) {
		// If it's blank, who the hell cares?
		refresh($url);
		die();
	} else if ( $_GET['tried'] == '1' ) {
		// Already tried it, fuck it. Zango city.
		refresh($crap);
	} else {
		// Let's try this one more time
		refresh( "dmr.php?url=" . urlencode($url) . 
			"&tried=1" ); // I mean it, one more try
	}
}

function refresh($url) {
	echo "<meta http-equiv='refresh' content='0; url=$url'>";
}

?>

Use: dmr.php?url=http://www.ebay.com/i-am-a-nice-affiliate