Do you like BEER
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IDealOnlineMarketing
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Beer is nasty. I drink wine
Wealthy Wisdom
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I like Omission, it's gluten free but their pale ale version sucks
or if I want to get buzzed for cheap i go with busch.. it's only good when REALLY cold, otherwise you will be spitting it out of your mouth.
or if I want to get buzzed for cheap i go with busch.. it's only good when REALLY cold, otherwise you will be spitting it out of your mouth.
I love beer + see below why the beer is better than women
1. You can enjoy a beer all night long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
4. A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football.
5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
8. Hangovers go away.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
15. A beer goes down easy.
16. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
17. You can share a beer with your friends.
18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
19. Beer is always wet.
20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
21. You can have a beer in public.
22. A beer doesn't care when you come.
23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
26. You can't catch social diseases from a beer.
27. When you're interrupted by a beer it's for a good reason.
28. A beer is always satisfying.
29. A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
30. A beer won't tell you its pregnant for fun.
31. A beer does not come with in-laws.
32. No matter what the package, a beer still looks good.
33. To cool off a beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box.
34. All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak.
35. Beer doesn't complain about farting.
36. The only thing a beer tells you is when its time to go to the bathroom.
37. You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party.
38. Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you brought.
39. Beer won't drive you to drink.
40. You can shoot a beer.
41. A beer chaser is easier to catch.
42. You don't need a license to live with a beer.
43. A tree is good enough for a beer.
44. Beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't.
45. Beer doesn't care how much you earn.
46. Beer and "ice" don't mix.
47. Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation--it goes along happily.
48. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.
49. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
50. You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning.
51. Beer never complains about a wet spot.
52. You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight.
53. A beer doesn't bleed one week out of the month.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
4. A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football.
5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
8. Hangovers go away.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
15. A beer goes down easy.
16. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
17. You can share a beer with your friends.
18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
19. Beer is always wet.
20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
21. You can have a beer in public.
22. A beer doesn't care when you come.
23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
26. You can't catch social diseases from a beer.
27. When you're interrupted by a beer it's for a good reason.
28. A beer is always satisfying.
29. A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
30. A beer won't tell you its pregnant for fun.
31. A beer does not come with in-laws.
32. No matter what the package, a beer still looks good.
33. To cool off a beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box.
34. All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak.
35. Beer doesn't complain about farting.
36. The only thing a beer tells you is when its time to go to the bathroom.
37. You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party.
38. Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you brought.
39. Beer won't drive you to drink.
40. You can shoot a beer.
41. A beer chaser is easier to catch.
42. You don't need a license to live with a beer.
43. A tree is good enough for a beer.
44. Beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't.
45. Beer doesn't care how much you earn.
46. Beer and "ice" don't mix.
47. Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation--it goes along happily.
48. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.
49. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
50. You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning.
51. Beer never complains about a wet spot.
52. You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight.
53. A beer doesn't bleed one week out of the month.
Underrated
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Yeah, Beck's...
yensidtlaw
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There's honestly not many beers that I like. I'm a whiskey drinker. I have quite a big collection of limited edition bottles. My most recent is a Birthday present that my Fiancee picked me up from the Jack Daniels distillery - A bottle from the very first batch of JD Tennessee Rye unaged (it will be out in stores in a few years time). It's awesome having "Batch #001" on the bottle. I'll never get to taste it though.
Other than whiskey I also like to drink my homemade mead wine
If we are talking about beers then I guess it doesn't get much better than a Sam Adams or a Yuengling. I've had some pretty nice Newfoundland beers too from Quidi Vidi Brewery. And I also like some Moosehead. If I'm in the UK I like Bass.
And Guinness?!?!? Are you guys serious? There are more chemicals in that beer than there are in the Periodic Table.
Other than whiskey I also like to drink my homemade mead wine
If we are talking about beers then I guess it doesn't get much better than a Sam Adams or a Yuengling. I've had some pretty nice Newfoundland beers too from Quidi Vidi Brewery. And I also like some Moosehead. If I'm in the UK I like Bass.
And Guinness?!?!? Are you guys serious? There are more chemicals in that beer than there are in the Periodic Table.
Wilson Grant Fisk
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Love it and as with anything else in my life I like to push it to excess.
Beer does not do your dishes and beer does not clean up.
I just had 6x pack of 0.33l Heineken beer - so cheers iglow
BigMammoth
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- Oct 15, 2013
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You can't go wrong with a corona!
Being healthy, wealthy, productive and thoughtful just isn't everyone's cup of tea.
From years of experience in IT I can say with some confidence that alcohol doesn't mix well with computers. (unlike some other drugs). It's like having cement with your ice cream.
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