Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by korfx04, May 11, 2012.
sorry, feeling a litle typsy
I Like Pabst Blue Ribbon
I am tipsy as well and thats why I am posting so damn much but this is the best tipsy song I have heard about beer. And I lived pretty much everything this dude sings about so it hits home.
"I'll probably get ten years so just give me beers till they get here"
Little 5 yo Rosindo proudly informs all of us neighbors that "My Daddy can drink a whole BOX of beers!"
He is so proud. He's going to grow up and be just like his Daddy.
They found Andy passed-out drunk in the vacant apartment that got the brand-new carpet; a last-minute check before showing it to prospective tenants later that day. His girlfriend said he'd been missing for two days, right after he got paid. Andy had shit and pissed all over himself, and also on the brand-new carpet in both the Bedroom and Living Room.
While waiting to process out of County on a minor traffic ticket, I talked to this guy that had just got out of State prison, having served about 4 years for his 4th or 5th DUI conviction. He had just got released that morning, and he went downtown to have a beer. After a couple of hours, he staggered out onto the street, and after being questioned by a couple of roaming Police Officers, he got beligerant and was taken in for Public Intoxication. Turns out, not drinking was a condition of his early release, so he was on his way back to prison less than 18 hours after being released 2 1/2 years early on a 7 year sentence.
Another guy I talked to preferred "Busch" beer, and he was willing to walk an extra 3 blocks past the Bombay Bandit to another convenience store, because you could get a 16 oz. Busch beer for $ 1.10, instead of the $1.20 that the Bandit (who really was from Bombay) was charging. The extra 1/2 mile was worth it because, if you thought about it, if you buy 11 beers for $1.00, it was like the 12th beer was free. Free Beer, he explained, was better than pussy, and was worth a little extra effort.
The retards across the street have a pool table in the garage, and "Mike" spends most of his time in a lawn chair in the driveway, watching cars & people as they go by. I've never seen him work in over a year. On weekends, a bunch of other retards come over, they turn the music up a little louder and spend Friday and Saturday night bellowing "FUCK!" as loud as they can until 3:00 am, or until someone calls the Police, and they come by and tell the retards to shut the fuck up.
All through my young adulthood, retards kept telling me how good beer was, and how much fun it was to "party" and I believed it then, even as I was attempting to puke-up my lower intestines, lubricated by the thick yellow bile from my liver, the result of having a lot of "fun" and Special Export the night before.
The problem with beer drinkers is not just that they are retarded, but also that their retardation is contagious, and unless someone stands up in a public forum and tells the truth about what it is, and what they are, someone that doesn't know any better might believe them, and become retarded themselves.
That was a good song up until hank jr showed his face.. I Used to love hank jr, but when he draped his arm around kid rock and said "He's the rebel son i never had" i lost all respect for that man. Hank 3 is > Hank jr AND kid rock combined. Hank 3 is hank sr reincarnated, visually and sound.
The funny part about that video is the fact that they put the entire starting Boston Red Sox pitching rotation in it. Not sure if you like baseball, since they have recorded this video, they have the worst ERA in all of baseball. Including a 15-35 record since September of last season, and the worst recorded team ERA since 1988.
Go figure... When you drink beer, you stop giving a fuck! That's why we all love it!
This is how county and blues should be done in this day and age... Still Drunk! Still Crazy! Still Country!
I Got you're retarded mamma swinging from my dick bitch!
Just because you don't like beer because you have a girly stomach doesn't automatically make everyone that happens to enjoy a nice cold beer now and than "retarded". Now go drink some tea or something.
Do I like Beer?
Is a ducks arse watertight?
lol never heard that before.
Lol! I hear Mike (the retarded drunk across the street) yelling stuff and friends and neighbors just like that late at night all the time. He says: "Yo BITCH! I got your <fill in the black> hangin' right here off my DICK!" and then he struts around with both hands on his package for everyone took look at, in case they didn't know where something would be if it were hanging off his dick.
Maybe you ARE Mike? What kind of beer do you drink? Is that cheap-shit "Old Milwaukee" from the ice-house down the road? I find those cans in the road almost every morning. I guess you guys just throw them across the street when you are done with them, huh?
I especially enjoy the contrast on a Friday evening, while there's a line of children at the ice cream truck blaring "Pop Goes the Weasel", next door Mike and his friends have Black Sabbath turned all the way up to "11", "IS HE LIVE OR DEAD" (Ozzy) "FUCK YOU BITCH" (Mike) "KILL THE PEOPLE HE ONCE SAVED" (Ozzy) "AH BULLSHIT! FUCK" (Mike again) "POP! Goes the Weasel!" (ice cream truck) "FUCK!" (Mike's friend, the tubby short retard) "Fills his victims full of dread" (Ozzy again) "FUCK!" (Mike) <crack of cue ball on break> (louder now) "FUUUUCK!!! GOD DAMMIT" (Mike again) "Round & round the Mulberry bush, the monkey chased the weee-zul", "FUCK", "Iron Maaa-aaa-aaan LIVES AGAIN", "FUCK!" "POP! goes the WEEE-ZULL!!!"
- An excerpt from my book "My Retarded West-Side Neighborhood"
Anyways Mike, it's good to know that you do something constructive here online, y'know IM stuff and all, I hope you are doing real well. Hay, by the way, do you think you could move that broken toilet from the middle of the yard to the back yard. It's been there a year, and y'know it's just a matter of time before you or one of your drunken, retarded friends try to take a shit in it, if you haven't already.
Y'see Mike, I got your "package" too. It's hanging right here. No, not there. Up here, on the monitor. Hell, on everyone's monitor. That's were I got your package. Right there.
Instead of making a new thread... What is everyone's top 5 favorite YouTube channels? (not including yours)
1) The Angry Grandpa
2) Patchfinder (Dave canterbury from dual survivor)
This mike sounds like a cool ass dude. Black Sabbath turned all the way up drowning out pop goes the weasel... that's badass!
fuck yeah this weekend is a drinking weekend non stop, I dont feel like doing shit but drinking.
another great fucking song
been a long ass time since I bumped some sublime.
Mike sounds like a real problem for you. I have a problem with intelligent people making blanket generalizations about an entire group based on their own personal experiences. I quit drinking alcohol 4 years ago, and I realized my body, brain, and life are better off without it, despite never having suffered from alcoholism, physical, or mental dependancy. But, to call all beer drinkers retards makes you seem a bit retarded in your perceptual reasoning capacity. We got the message, you hate alcohol and in your opinion, everyone who consumes it is retarded, but you have also just insulted a good portion of this forum and humanity in general and lumped them into a nice little stereotypical box that you can tuck away within your brain to keep things nice and neat, black and white, which makes it much easier to think. After all, every time you hear the word beer you just switch into "they're all retards" and you can stay focused on whatever other knee jerk reaction you're busy with at the moment.
Obviously you're an intelligent person and you have made some excellent points about the negative impact that alcohol can have on people and their families, but alcohol isn't the issue I'm concerned about. There are so many intelligent people who fail to see the shades of grey that exist in daily life and I get tired of them spouting their dogma in such aggressive and self righteous ways. Mike sounds like a real asshole, but you could probably use a lesson or two in diplomacy, and maybe a new address, far away from the likes of Mike.
The problem with zealots is that they are such true believers in their cause that their beliefs are contagious and unless someone stands up in a public forum and tells the truth about what it is, and what they are, someone that doesn't know any better might believe them, and become retarded themselves.
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