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Dirtiest Ewhoring conversation without swearing

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by bantoncookies, Dec 30, 2008.

  1. bantoncookies

    bantoncookies Regular Member

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    I don't do ewhoring but I did teach a friend of mine who works in the uni with me about it. (i'm a girl and my friend is a guy)

    So yesterday we were bored during our lunch break and he decided to start honing his ewhoring skills online. I was besides him when he started talking to this one guy. After sending him a fake hottie picture, he revealed his fantasy to my friend:

    "I want to toss your salads so fricking hard until it's dripping with italian salad dressing.... mmm.... and then i want to mash my brownies with your honey. You have to lick off all the honey while i slap your face with my hotdog... and that's when you have to squeal like a pig!!!"

    I don't know about you guys. but this totally creeped me out. what a pervert! and that is why i don't do ewhoring. lesson learned.
     
  2. DeadEyesOpened

    DeadEyesOpened Junior Member

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    I don't know about anyone else but that's making me hungry. It must be lunchtime.
     
  3. xvoidx

    xvoidx Registered Member

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    Holy shit, I'm a little freaked out now and a little sick. What the hell is wrong with some people.
     
  4. MrsE

    MrsE BANNED BANNED

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    Wow..

    I just ate a brownie...

    thats fuckin sick
     
  5. s0phia

    s0phia Regular Member

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    well it is a dirty business, and it can get a lot worse than this example tbh ;)
     
  6. sidddd

    sidddd Power Member

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    Haha he was actually trying to ewhore with your friend :D Actually he was a exp ewhoring fellow :D
     
  7. Sanitarium

    Sanitarium Regular Member

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    He must be a writer with all that imagination. The pig part is disturbing because it would suggest that he finds the pig's squeal a turn on.
     
  8. linux

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    this is just the limit god I just can't imagine this in action but this one is hilarious...
     
  9. phazzy

    phazzy Newbie

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    i'm surprised that at this day and age ppl are actually suprised of the so call "sickness" lol cmon, dont have to act all innocent online, have already seen enough of that offline.