I don't do ewhoring but I did teach a friend of mine who works in the uni with me about it. (i'm a girl and my friend is a guy) So yesterday we were bored during our lunch break and he decided to start honing his ewhoring skills online. I was besides him when he started talking to this one guy. After sending him a fake hottie picture, he revealed his fantasy to my friend: "I want to toss your salads so fricking hard until it's dripping with italian salad dressing.... mmm.... and then i want to mash my brownies with your honey. You have to lick off all the honey while i slap your face with my hotdog... and that's when you have to squeal like a pig!!!" I don't know about you guys. but this totally creeped me out. what a pervert! and that is why i don't do ewhoring. lesson learned.