Some smiles for BHW pals: An old joke floating around the Internet: A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: Well, son, I guess one day you will find out. anyway! Your Mom and I first met in a chat room on Yahoo. We really hit it off, so I set up a date with your Mom via email. Our first date was at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room and googled each other. Then your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little pop-up appeared that said: "You've got MALE!"