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Daddy How Was I Born?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by carsonrathi, Sep 26, 2010.

  1. carsonrathi

    carsonrathi Senior Member

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    Some smiles for BHW pals:

    An old joke floating around the Internet:

    A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?"

    The father answers:

    Well, son, I guess one day you will find out. anyway! Your Mom and I first met in a chat room on Yahoo. We really hit it off, so I set up a date with your Mom via email. Our first date was at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room and googled each other. Then your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little pop-up appeared that said:

    "You've got MALE!"
     
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  2. Nookie Monster

    Nookie Monster Senior Member

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    LMAO !! I have to share this one with my kids. :)
     
  3. srb888

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    (Un)Wise use of insecure 'internet'! lol The connection still could have got exploited by many snooping hackers; they inject stealthly, you see! It's better to get the new member's verification/validation done soon. :) Also wise to get the harddisk checked for viruses. :D
     
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  4. thomansfel

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    heheh, good one
     
  5. BigFatWallet

    BigFatWallet Power Member

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    Nice one :)
     
  6. angrish10

    angrish10 Junior Member

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    yea, good one
     
  7. destination-target

    destination-target Regular Member

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    nice. post rep+
     
  8. ExtraWinner

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    Thats a really geeky one... :rolleyes:
     
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  9. howard_hughes

    howard_hughes Elite Member

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    nice one:)
     
  10. jheyslow

    jheyslow Senior Member

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    Lol, nice one, I have to used firewall now.
     
  11. carsonrathi

    carsonrathi Senior Member

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    Glad you like it guys, simple yet funny :)
     
  12. wickedguy

    wickedguy Supreme Member

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    Cool BRO. HAHA. Next time they should use a POPUP BLOCKER!!
     
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    ShadeDream Elite Member

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    What if it was a girl? lol
     
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    good one...:)
     
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    Hehehe.. That was good
     
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    zulutrade Newbie

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    hahaha very funny !
     
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    lo that was very funny
     
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    mccullum Power Member

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    cool.ha ha.

    do you think the download lasted longer?because in this case,longer download time is good.