Creative Essay: Should I Pay $100 and Join the VIP Section?

Jonny Quick

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I could get tight, say no and gripe about it, or I could take a risk, spend $100, learn something really cool, then fuck up and say it here in the "low level forum", get everyone pissed off at me, then get banned, and I'm out my $100.

Maybe I could make a deal, where if I pay my $100, the promise not to ban me permanently, and not to ban me for stupid and annoying reasons like one of the Mods is a democrat and he hats how I call democrats "paracites". Or an Admin is an evangelical christian, and resents my use of the phrase "right-wing retards". Maybe my comment about big noses and free air wasn't nearly as "masked" as I thought it would be.

So, while I'm not happy about the loss of the CL section, another part of me thinks it's safer to keep the money and avoid the problem altogether.
 
I could get tight, say no and gripe about it, or I could take a risk, spend $100, learn something really cool, then fuck up and say it here in the "low level forum", get everyone pissed off at me, then get banned, and I'm out my $100.

Maybe I could make a deal, where if I pay my $100, the promise not to ban me permanently, and not to ban me for stupid and annoying reasons like one of the Mods is a democrat and he hats how I call democrats "paracites". Or an Admin is an evangelical christian, and resents my use of the phrase "right-wing retards". Maybe my comment about big noses and free air wasn't nearly as "masked" as I thought it would be.

So, while I'm not happy about the loss of the CL section, another part of me thinks it's safer to keep the money and avoid the problem altogether.

??????? :twitch:
 
From what I've red here on here so far ... Jr. ViP is not a savior, it's more about giving back.
If you cant make bank from the guides n help in the regular forums, there's no point in Jr. ViP ... :rolleyes:
 
I could get tight, say no and gripe about it, or I could take a risk, spend $100, learn something really cool, then fuck up and say it here in the "low level forum", get everyone pissed off at me, then get banned, and I'm out my $100.

Maybe I could make a deal, where if I pay my $100, the promise not to ban me permanently, and not to ban me for stupid and annoying reasons like one of the Mods is a democrat and he hats how I call democrats "paracites". Or an Admin is an evangelical christian, and resents my use of the phrase "right-wing retards". Maybe my comment about big noses and free air wasn't nearly as "masked" as I thought it would be.

So, while I'm not happy about the loss of the CL section, another part of me thinks it's safer to keep the money and avoid the problem altogether.


Are you ok? It seems to be, you are confused, because of CL section..
 
Dude.. That's why you get it alllll wrong... it's all about the money, not some petty party political bullsh!t.. Just part the $100.. it will be worth it. The $100 will unlock some secret sectiion of BHW.. Like the "Earn millions while you sit on your a*s and fart" section.

Oh yeah.. No forum would ever promise you that if you donate $XXX amount, you will not be banned for the life of the forum... nope.. never.. unless you make a very VERY large "donation" of like a few million dollars.. and then maybe you could change this forum for the better.. like, who knows, you could start to change the colour of the forum background to gayish bright pink..

Just kidding.. Man, i need to get some sleep...
 
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