Crazy Python Story!

Okay! I got a story to tell you!
So the other night I was hanging out with a close friend of mine. We started to talk and she told me the most insane story that happened to her the other week! Two weeks ago the cage that had the python in it... broke! She is short on money so she let the python sleep with her! Now that snake is huge! It is well over 6"0, and really thick. So she slept with the python for a week, but she had noticed something... It didn't eat! For the entire week it didn't eat any food! So she got worried that it got sick, she brought it over to the vet to have it checked.

Vet: So how long did you sleep with it?
Her: About a week now?
Vet: And does it sleep curled up, or straight?
Her: Straight...
Vet: See... When snakes lay straight it means they are trying to figure out if the food that is right next to them will fit inside of them. So for the past week it was measuring you before it will start eating you...


Intense story huh!? LOL

So now that I got your attention...

I'm a Graphic Designer (Yeah, I know.. There are tons of us. But I'm special, I can ride my bicycle really fast!) who is looking a female... Preferably 5 years older then me who is willing to get naked with me and play doctor...

No, No..

On a serious note, I'm looking for someone who has basic-medium-advanced knowledge of SEO, WordPress, etc. So I'm wondering if perhaps we can start something together. You can keep 70% of the profits (since SEO and stuff takes sometime), I don't mind... I just want to learn from you, so you can show me how you do it, etc.

See.. I don't want to design YOU a template, or a landing page. I want the two of us to work together, so you drive traffic, get customers and I will design it. It can be landing pages, eBook covers, posters, flyers, or we can just get a bunch of guys together and have a team shower.. Whichever

Nonetheless, if anyone is interested; write here, or drop me a PM.
We can totally work something out.

Just don't procrastinate.
Procrastination is a thief of dreams and a killer of time.

Cheers!

A site I did for a friend
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8493/portfolio16to8.jpg

A nightclub flyer for a buddy
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5807/portfolio18ev8.jpg

A panflip for a small goverment branch
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/1407/portfolio26zc7.jpg

What I love to do best...
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/6669/portfolio36jx7.jpg

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Honestly, I don't know why you need anybody else to help you out. I think you already have the necessary marketing skills.

I base my opinion on your thread. It was entertaining to say the least.

Heh, if I knew how to do it.. I wouldn't be asking for anyones help
But.. That's fine I guess.

I'll learn by myself.

Grrr... All I got was a "Thanks" LOL

Kay, F*ck this, I'm robbing a bank.
Anyone want to be the driver? I'll JV with you, and give you 5%

Yeah, I can do it for five percent. Of course, it probably won't end well for you.

I actually worked with a guy who robbed a bank. Well, he didn't actually rob it. As he was walking around from the back of the bank, the manager spotted him and called the police. He was arrested, tried, and convicted and received six years. That is right. He never made it inside the bank.

Why would I give away my knowledge + 30% of profits for just some graphic design? I can pay someone on Elance once for that and be done with it. You did a good job getting my attention, but you're gonna have to deliver some more value to the other party if you want a joint deal.

Hmm.. Well what else do you think I should deliver in order for this to work?

buy her a puppy.

I was thinking of breaking out the measuring tape everytime i see her...

That story made my day. Im going to tell it to all my university friends on next week. And I hope you find a good SEO partner.

What she did with the snake?

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That story made my day. Im going to tell it to all my university friends on next week. And I hope you find a good SEO partner.

What she did with the snake?

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Speaking of House Music,

I'm listening to Robbie Reviera - Aye Aye Aye

[Killer Track!]

& I doubt I'll find an SEO partner LOL. I'll just start learning by myself... I really want to make some quick cash so I was thinking of selling my eBooks. I got 3 of them, each of them are 10 pages long. 2 of them are about picking up girls (and the techniques inside of it are beyond amazing, my buddy ended up picking up 27 girls in 3 hours), and the 3rd book is like... "Insipring/Motivational Story" sorta thing.

If anyone is willing to JV with me on that.
I give you the book, you promote it on CB, we sell 20-30 copies, and we split it 50/50. I just need some quick cash to start up some shit.

Other then that... back to the story.
The girl bought a new cage for that mafaka LOL.

ahh man, dont make it with me again...thats awsome!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BBP-rOEOqM&feature=related

I need some quick cash too but i cant publish it on CB cause im from brazil, but i think yo ucan do this. Maybe you could try sell the full rights to semeone on the forum or on DP forum (its free to list on DP forum)...i dont know...anyway, im curious could i take a look on this picking up girls guide?

anyway there is no secret :
1- Choose a good club which plays house music
2- Go well dressed
3- Vodka + Red Bull before get into
4- Point to the girl and say "Girl, I want you, do you want me?" just kidding
4 - Just say "Hi,whats your name, are you enjoyn? having fun? what you do(university, job,...), then say beautiful things to her next her neck and start holding her hand', the next is up to you. the point is make she smile