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Craziest Spun Scrapebox Comment Ever

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Cnotey, Dec 28, 2010.

  1. Cnotey

    Cnotey Power Member

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    So, I was doing my normal average weekly blog comment cleaning in wordpress. It always surprises me how many idiots there are out there using scrapebox without knowing how to actually use it.

    Some of the comments are pretty hilarious on how bad they are spun, but take a look at this one. I was so embarrassed for the entire SB user community, I found this guy and offered to give him free SB tutoring.




    "Account oecumenical predilection to consolidation in well-founded all things, away
    included, there is a long-legged prerequisite championing studying English nought in those parts of the histrionic, where English is not a largest language. This conclusion leads us that there is brobdingnagian pit oneself against shut-out in return the treatment of English-speaking tutors, who are specializing in teaching English. South Korea is a unambiguous of most incontestable countries in terms of voluptuous embolden, which means teaching English in Korea would be strongly profitable. Teaching English in Korea "

    Post yours.
     
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    ericsson Elite Member Premium Member

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    hahahahahahahahah

    post of the day!
     
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    chipmunk951 Senior Member

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    LOL this is epic.
     
  4. thizsukz

    thizsukz Registered Member

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    haha, I am about to buy scrapebox, so I don`t know if I can laugh at the person`s quality of work, but that comment is hilarious. It`s like "disregard females, acquire currency."
     
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    Teaching English? How ironic. :)
     
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    HAHAHA really epic... can't stop laughing... They are promoting "English Teaching" how ironic...
     
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    Sanitarium..
    has more voluptuous embolden than south korea.
     
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    M1ndfluX Senior Member

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    And they got a free link at BHW
     
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    Just adding to the mood :)... I wrote a comment in TBS and then manually used some "related" synonyms from it to create a fun-"spun" comment out of it (of course it is a great program, but here I am using only the comical side of using it, so sorry dear TBS :)):

    As I said, it is just for fun :)

    First my little comment:
    That comment is one of its kind! Keep it, preserve it, because on a dull day, you will go to it, read it, and come out enlightened. Such things are life's precious moments. They change your mood instantaneously. Laughing out aloud! You made a dull day end on a happy note.

    The spin (of course the sw won't produce a spin this bad but those synonyms are actually there):
    Associated with annotate could be described as right up with this category! Prevent information technology, spare the car, on account of inside the latest humdrum trip, you happen to be want to log into the car, perused the car, and after that be delivered out side ignited. Might be found can be found life is hard-earned forces. All the companies buy some new aura in a flash. Giggling out doors noisally! Shoppers distributed some sort of non sharpened life breakdown along with every content material record.

    Have fun. Of course the original comment in the top post is quite unique! :D
     
  10. Cnotey

    Cnotey Power Member

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    Hah got another one from a guy with a Chevy website. Lol!

    "Veracious, they feigned to be taught that filing lawsuits is not the expedition of tussle to the final blow piracy. Somewhat than, it's to layout something satirize than piracy. Like ingenuousness of use. It's indubitably a massive numbers easier to install inoperative down the cloaca iTunes than to search the Internet with uncertainty of malware and then crappy portent, but if people are expected to counter-statement as a cure as a pharmaceutical in return loads and be included at to permissible of ages, it's not affluent to work. They a rule would sort of a squat without position unreasonable to the fore people contrive software and Cobweb sites that goat it ridiculously tranquilly to privateer, and up the quality. If that happens, then there indefatigable be no stopping piracy. But they're too prudent and apprehensive of losing. Risks suffer with to be thrilled!"
     
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    I always get these kind of comments on my new blog. I just delete these kind of comments.
    Next time when i get i will be pasting on this thread.
     
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    ┼blackrat┼ Senior Member

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    Probably way more than blackhat seo for this guy...
     
  13. cyvex

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    Hahaha I recently did a clean on one of my older blogs, there where some absolute rippers, but this one takes the cake :D
     
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    Excellent post.
    Wish more people would have such an in-depth understanding of the English language
     
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    Here is one i got from my blog lol




    "I've eat one's heart out been looking allowances of an online believe in where you could come up across a depiction lots of host of software from singular vendors, and stumbled on a department store in which there is all the software that I needed. well-grounded recently reinstalled the operating terms, and it took a kitchen garden of things in unified place. Cheaper than the stock I sire not seen anywhere else look it up yourself
    cheapest software oem to go to buy
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    remarkably budget-priced and most importantly it works. in this topic, I solely voraciousness for to oblige people who swindle faced the unvaried berth, and the flash to discover allowed a few. Enjoyment you in patronage of your r‚clame:)"
     
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    Cnotey Power Member

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    Hahah, I bet these are from the same idiot. There should be an IQ test required to buy scrapebox. Of course then, I might fail hah.
     
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    The better solution regarding IQ test would be to invent a plugin that auto checks the IQ of the comment writer by "reading" the comment... and based on the auto-analyzed IQ, it then either keeps the comment or throws it out....(J/K)

    If someone creates such a plugin/addon, he/she would become a very very rich person... :)
     
  18. rever20

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    I'd approve that comment for sure without a doubt, haha.
     
  19. srb888

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    I guess, those crappy/twisted/ultra-spun comments are created/posted specifically to beat the hell out of Akismet. I also guess that Akismet has very little time to live now...;)

    Hence, some very clever spammers are at work behind the scenes :D


    OK, I got it!!! Those comments are from SB users who are trying to find which blogs are willing to keep their comments on, or whether the blogs are the auto-approve types. In that case it was the pilot "car", and the "keepers" should get ready for the bigger lot now ;). These, with the normal "sniffers" must be the new weapons that are being developed for some higher cause!

    j/k :D
     
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