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Craigslist Prospecting Horror

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by mynameisfrankenstein, Feb 8, 2017.

  1. mynameisfrankenstein

    mynameisfrankenstein Regular Member

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    What has your experience been with Craigslist prospecting? It's definitely the bottom of the barrel for finding clients and partners. But it's extremely entertaining nonetheless.

    Every once in a while you get totally unhinged crazies. Who are so interesting, you just can't help but feel enthralled.

    Meet "Barry".

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    Not his real pic but not far off...

    Barry wants me to help him start a gentlemen's luxury club in my small town.

    Barry:
    IM TRYING TO SEE THE INSIDE OF THE BUILDING BUT **** **** IS THE MOST ARGONT LAzy unconsiderate realtor i have met i have 2 realtors tryin g to cokntact him and he doent even return calls but i will see inside (i dislike realtors too, Barry. We can bond over this)

    soon as i see inside and that everything is working and the commerical kitchen is alright i will negioate to buy in the one million dollar range

    THE GASME (he wants me to gas him?) PLAN FOR YOU IS TO FIGURE OUT HOW WE CAN CONTACT AND SELL THE SEERVICES OF THE CLUB

    WHICH IS KAORAKE EWNTERTAINMENT AND OTRHER LIVE ENTERTAINMENT NO STRIPPING (awwwww no stripping?)

    NON MONETORY GASMBLING LKE SLOT MACHINES TEXAS HOLDEM BACARRATT BLACKJACK PLUS LIVE MUSIC VIDEOS OF TOP PEREFORMING ARTISTS AROUND THE WORLD (the heck is non monetary gambling?)

    PLUS MTHE MOST AWSOMEW DELICIOUS HEALTHY LAS VEGAS PLAYBOY SHOPWGIRL FOOD AND CHESSES CAKE TO DIE FOR THE BEST IN THE WORLD PLUS PLAYBOY SHOWGIRL LAS VEGAS COCKTAILS (oooh yeah, delicious cheese cake, or is that cheese & cake?)

    YOUR JOB IS TO ATTRACT THE HIGH ROLLERS THAT CAN AFFORD TO SPEND UP TO $1,000 DOLLARS A NIGHT AND NOT MISS IT BY HAVING A GORGIOUS SOPHISTICATE PERSONABLE SHOWGIRL AT HIS SIDE FOR 6 HOURS TO EAT DRINK COMMUNICATE DANCE (easy to do in my town, lots of drug lords)

    GIRLS WILL NOT DATE AFTERWAORDS OR GO BACK TO THE CLIENTS ROOM OR HAVE ANY DEALING WITH THEM AFTER THE CLUB CLOSES (wait till the girls see how good i am with a keyboard, m8)

    YOUR JOB IS TO SECURE THE PAYMENT WHICH WILL BE $600.00 DOLLARS DEPOSITED IN MY BANK WHICH YOU WILL GET $100.00 FOR EVERY PAID CUSTOMER STRICLTY COMMISSION ONLY PLUS YOUR INTERNET AND UNLIMITED LONG DISTANCE BY TELUX ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD UNLIMITED EXCEPT FOR THE ODD COUNTRY OVER 50 COUNTRIES AS LONG AS YOU CAN CHAT 24/7 (wat???)

    ....

    I really want to help Barry, but he made the mistake of telling me his full name and I googled him. Apparently he is a convicted sex offender and the police are looking for him still? I don't know, seems like a great business opportunity either way.

    Lolz.