Cracked Phone Screen? You Need CEO Sam!

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http://www.crackediphonescreenrepairnyc.info/

Looks like our brother Samuel tried a new hustle last year. Wonder why he had to shut it down?

My favorite lines:

ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING SCAMMED BY CHEAP $30 TO $40 DOLLAR SERVICES, THAT DON'T GET THE JOB DONE?

Samuel Crockett Massey is a international iphone technician

Samuel is a moral individual and does not believe in scamming customers like the other companies do.

YOU CAN ACTUALLY TRUST HIM, HE IS RETIRED AND DOES NOT NEED YOUR MONEY. THEREFORE, HE WILL GIVE YOU A FAIR PRICE.

If you throw this opportunity away it is all on you. We are not begging you to use Mr. Massey. His results speak for themselves! In fact, don't use him. It will only hurt your iphone and pockets more in the long run.

Getting your device fixed by us can be a blessing for you if you can honestly see it that way.

Sam, if you're out there, please PM me and let me know how to get some of your righteous sales copy.

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My favorite is the one about being "retired".

This is also funny. Most people I know that have the iphone got it as part of some special deal like 2 year contract and a monthly lease.
Using the iphone automatically puts you in a new brand of people. Upper middle class so to speak. Since the average person can not afford this new piece of technology as the price tag is usually $500 dollars or more.
 
I don't think he will ever learn to at least start putting some real effort and consistency into his schemes. If you're going to scam people at least come up with a better name, better site layout and a real domain like .org or .com.
 
Samuel Massey is a revolutionary. I received a review copy of his AMAZING IPHONE SCREEN REPAIR NYC IPHONE 4 SCREEN REPLACEMENT IPHONE 5 REPLACEMENT SCREEN IPHONE 5 SCREEN REPLACEMENT IPHONE SCREEN REPAIR FOR DUMMIES MORE ABOUT IPHONE TOP RATED IPHONE SCREEN REPAIR NYC IPHONE 6S PLUS OR APPLE IPHONE 5 WATER DAMAGE WARNING ABOUT OUR COMPANY FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS CONTACT CLIENTS REVIEWS WHY USE US BUYING AN IPHONE IPHONE BENEFITS WHY THE IPHONE IPHONE FEATURES MORE ABOUT THE IPHONE HOW TO GET THE IPHONE BUYING IPHONE SCREEN REPAIR IPHONE REPAIR NYC FIX IPHONE SCREEN NYC FIX IPHONE SCREEN NYC TODAY GETTING IPHONE REPAIR NYC IPHONE SCREEN REPAIR NYC REPAIRING YOUR IPHONE SCREEN IPHONE REPAIR NYC WITH US WHY IPHONE SCREEN REPAIR NYC CRACKED IPHONE REPAIR NYC BEST IPHONE SCREEN REPAIR NYC and it worked out incredibly well for me.

I highly recommend using this service. I can't wait for my iPhone to break in a year so I can come back and pay Samuel Massey $200 to fix it again.
 
It's a MetroPCS 4G Android phone. You know, those really cheap prepaid phones?
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That's not even the worst part of the image.
  1. He left the sleeve tag on the tuxedo. I'm willing to bet the vent stitches are still there, too.
  2. He buttoned the bottom button of his tuxedo.
  3. He's wearing a t-shirt with a tuxedo.
  4. He's wearing a tuxedo that hasn't been tailored (or it's just flat out the wrong size).
  5. Vending machine bracelet.
  6. Swap-meet chain.
  7. Ross sunglasses
  8. He's wearing a tuxedo jacket.
  9. Cubic zirconia earrings
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Samuel Massey, if you're reading this, subscribe to Real Men Real Style on YouTube and watch all of his dress videos.
 
Wow, I need to contact Sam myself to make me a minimum 10 of these sites, the design is beautiful and everything else.
Everything is so perfectly done.
Domain name is also easy to remember.

CEOSam! One and only . . .
 
Title should be changed to 'Trying To Sell Fishkin's Autographs? You need CEOSAM!'
 
"He has clients that have not needed their iphones fixed for 2 years after they saw him ONCE. This is how good Mr. Massey's service is. If you are in need of an iphone screen fixing, he is the man you'd like to see."
 
I take a look from time to time on his twitter and I really can not believe the man is still living in a false world after so many years, I do not understand.
Still buying fake likes, tweets and everything else, still thinks he can scam people and still works in the same style as few years ago, a total failure!
 
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