Zwielicht
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No, she's a Pokemon!"Capturing her" you said!??
Is she a rat or the enemy battle tank?
Could this be the girl for me?
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srb888
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Beautiful! My neighbor has a small dog I always talk good too. Could offer to walk it one day and call it my own to attract the girl and then return the dog. This could be the best idea yet!
this is serious business so serious answers please! My life is the subject and it's important.
Sure that dog is going to love you a lot in return if not the girl! Have a great life together! lol
The easiest way: Search for her name on facebook, after that post a cool photo of you as a profile pic and try to contact her. If you got some mutual friends it will be easier. Did that in the past!
The better way: Meet her on the street, by mistake, and tell her she is beautiful and you would be honored if she would accept to go out with you for a coffee or something. Be nice!
The better way: Meet her on the street, by mistake, and tell her she is beautiful and you would be honored if she would accept to go out with you for a coffee or something. Be nice!
Reeshua
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Duuuuude.
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BreaknBrix
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Women care about 3 things.
1) Money / Career
2) Confidence
3) Social Status
You don't have much of either since you're making this thread.
And you're obviously developing a case of one-itis. It's happened to me many times but I've learned how to shield it for the most part. And I do this by realizing it is pure, unadulterated physical attraction that makes a man stalk / think about / obsess over a woman he doesn't know.... in an emotional way.
Therefore, any emotional components you are experiencing... desire, lust, want, need.... they are all based on the way she looks.
Sometimes I still get caught off guard if I see a petite skinny blonde with a fat ghetto booty. I try very hard not to look but if the booty is right, I'll find myself veering off into... "OMG LOOK AT THAT ASS!" to>> "this woman is my soul mate".
There is no magic trick. You just tell your dick to STFU and cut off all that emotional shit. Sometimes I will attach a random # to a girl. Label her in your mind as "Girl #989". This will help you objectify her like you should. You don't fucking know her. So don't get caught up thinking this girl doesn't fart, shit, and scratch her ass... she does. And her shit smells just as bad as yours does. Chances are, it smells worse.
This should be the only thing you're thinking about while approaching. How bad her shit smells.
Me personally, sometimes I'll pretend I'm a serial killer. I pretend I'm going to kill woman 989. If I believe she's an object all fear drops out the window. So if I say something stupid, I don't freak out. I keep a perfectly straight face cause in 10 minutes or less she will be tied up to a tree in the middle of some desolate forest.
If you can adopt this type of mindset, you will be golden.
More importantly. You don't sound like you get out enough. This sounds like a proximity infatuation triggered by too much isolation. And if you walk 2-3 blocks down the road you can find women 990, 991, 992, etc.
Treat it like math. It's a numbers game and you're a serial killer.
Go walk up to her and say, "Sorry, I only have a minute but I noticed something about you and wanted to make a quick recommendation"
If you're not all weird and creep about it, she'll say "ok".
Then pull out your phone w/out blinking, turn your head away from her, hold your phone in front of her, pause a second then say, "I recommend you put your number in my phone".
That's all it takes.
If it fails. Move on to the next target.... I mean woman.
-BB
1) Money / Career
2) Confidence
3) Social Status
You don't have much of either since you're making this thread.
And you're obviously developing a case of one-itis. It's happened to me many times but I've learned how to shield it for the most part. And I do this by realizing it is pure, unadulterated physical attraction that makes a man stalk / think about / obsess over a woman he doesn't know.... in an emotional way.
Therefore, any emotional components you are experiencing... desire, lust, want, need.... they are all based on the way she looks.
Sometimes I still get caught off guard if I see a petite skinny blonde with a fat ghetto booty. I try very hard not to look but if the booty is right, I'll find myself veering off into... "OMG LOOK AT THAT ASS!" to>> "this woman is my soul mate".
There is no magic trick. You just tell your dick to STFU and cut off all that emotional shit. Sometimes I will attach a random # to a girl. Label her in your mind as "Girl #989". This will help you objectify her like you should. You don't fucking know her. So don't get caught up thinking this girl doesn't fart, shit, and scratch her ass... she does. And her shit smells just as bad as yours does. Chances are, it smells worse.
This should be the only thing you're thinking about while approaching. How bad her shit smells.
Me personally, sometimes I'll pretend I'm a serial killer. I pretend I'm going to kill woman 989. If I believe she's an object all fear drops out the window. So if I say something stupid, I don't freak out. I keep a perfectly straight face cause in 10 minutes or less she will be tied up to a tree in the middle of some desolate forest.
If you can adopt this type of mindset, you will be golden.
More importantly. You don't sound like you get out enough. This sounds like a proximity infatuation triggered by too much isolation. And if you walk 2-3 blocks down the road you can find women 990, 991, 992, etc.
Treat it like math. It's a numbers game and you're a serial killer.
Go walk up to her and say, "Sorry, I only have a minute but I noticed something about you and wanted to make a quick recommendation"
If you're not all weird and creep about it, she'll say "ok".
Then pull out your phone w/out blinking, turn your head away from her, hold your phone in front of her, pause a second then say, "I recommend you put your number in my phone".
That's all it takes.
If it fails. Move on to the next target.... I mean woman.
-BB
srb888
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get into a swimming trunks and show her your muscles. lol. But is there a swimming pool near by? Btw, do you at least have great muscles around your abdomen? No? Then build them first -- 6 packs would be fine than the 8 packs... even 3, err, 4 would be great. And, keep the dog amused till you have them.
Wilson Grant Fisk
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So there's this girl who lives on my street that I can't stop thinking about. Can you imagine a girl with dark hair and long legs gracefully walking around while you're trying to work? I have followed her around recently and know somethings about her already. Problem is she knows nothing about me but I'm already feeling good about her deep inside and was thinking how to continue!
This is going to end badly. I see chloroform, a dark basement and rohypnol in this poor girls future.
srb888
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Hahaha! You mean she is going to do that to op? naaah! OP, keep a spice or chilli powder spray gun handy...
Conor
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... Why do you have pictures of someone you don't even know yet? You're bordering on "stalker" dude. The "infatuated" boat sailed long time ago.
Way too much, too soon. Girls don't see flowers as romantic, unless you've been dating for months, or are married. I can guarantee giving her roses will give one of two impressions:
1. She will feel sorry for you, and instafriendzone you. That's the best case scenario here.
2. She will think you're "creepy/a stalker" and avoid you completely.
You're a man. Girls don't want gay stuff like poetry and flowers from someone they've just met.
Just be confident and go talk to her.
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gutterleech
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Knock her door in disguise as a survey person from eharmony with a form containing all the questions you are not sure if she would like you, and other things like gifts, and the road she takes everyday to work or wherever she go.
- Hack into the goverment survailence cameras.
- Hack into the roadways traffic system.
NOW TIME FOR ACTION ;;;;;
-- Start sending her gifts anomimously based on the answered she filled in the questionairre.
-- Monitor her daily activity with the survailence cameras you hacked.
-- Whenever she is at an intersaction on road, activate green light using the government traffic monitoring system you hacked.
-- Sit outside your house with your gaze on her window, so she can see you.
-- Mow her lawn when she is sleeping.
-- In hte night open her window and slip in some butterflies.
---- If you do it for few years, sooner or later she will realize its you and how much you love and ador her. And she will go totally head to toe gaga for you. And would want to marry you the next day.
good luck.
P.S -----------I charge 200 dollars per 100 word relationship advice. This post was part of my trial offer.
- Hack into the goverment survailence cameras.
- Hack into the roadways traffic system.
NOW TIME FOR ACTION ;;;;;
-- Start sending her gifts anomimously based on the answered she filled in the questionairre.
-- Monitor her daily activity with the survailence cameras you hacked.
-- Whenever she is at an intersaction on road, activate green light using the government traffic monitoring system you hacked.
-- Sit outside your house with your gaze on her window, so she can see you.
-- Mow her lawn when she is sleeping.
-- In hte night open her window and slip in some butterflies.
---- If you do it for few years, sooner or later she will realize its you and how much you love and ador her. And she will go totally head to toe gaga for you. And would want to marry you the next day.
good luck.
P.S -----------I charge 200 dollars per 100 word relationship advice. This post was part of my trial offer.
You're already in trouble. The more you want her, the less she'll wants you. No one wants someone desperate.
BreaknBrix
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Chloroform is sooo underated.
Mix 1 gallon of bleach with 2 cups of acetone. Then get a turkey baster and suck out the chloroform that pools on the bottom.
It has a 98% success rate and doesn't leave any traces due to it's low boiling point.
Just be sure not to wear boots (stomp stomp stomp) and try to catch them in a dark parking lot. Also, rape is bad. I like to convince them that they slipped and hit their head but the hospital line was too long so I nursed them back to health at my home. After I get them some soup, I casually pull my cock out and well.... it's all jelly after that.
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Maybe it's because most of us are "thinking out of the box".lol
hatemachine
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So there's this girl who lives on my street that I can't stop thinking about. Can you imagine a girl with dark hair and long legs gracefully walking around while you're trying to work? I have followed her around recently and know somethings about her already. Problem is she knows nothing about me but I'm already feeling good about her deep inside and was thinking how to continue!Females usually like someone who can provide which is my current problem! I fell on hard times but can bounce back with ebay listings. Any tips of capturing her would be great. Might just surprise her with roses on the street. It's time for me to take action in my life especially about this!
Obviously you stand no chance with the girl, unless you show her your ebay listings. Bitches love ebay listings.
Fixed it for you. Other than that, good post.
Trepanated
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So to summarise the situation
So far, this is what you have done:
1. Developed an obsession with a girl you have never spoken to
2. Followed her around
3. Taken surreptitious photos of her
And this is what you are planning next:
1. Steal the neighbour's dog
2. Buy a rose
3. Follow her around some more
4. Accost her in the street
5. Tell her the stolen dog is yours
6. Give her a rose you just happen to have in your pocket.
Please promise to keep this thread updated.
So far, this is what you have done:
1. Developed an obsession with a girl you have never spoken to
2. Followed her around
3. Taken surreptitious photos of her
And this is what you are planning next:
1. Steal the neighbour's dog
2. Buy a rose
3. Follow her around some more
4. Accost her in the street
5. Tell her the stolen dog is yours
6. Give her a rose you just happen to have in your pocket.
Please promise to keep this thread updated.
srb888
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Upload your photograph here, and we will practically show you how you can look the most handsome male in her neighborhood.
All the talking isn't going to help one bit, but a modified image will, and in seconds!
P.S.:
Some of us can really make you real famous on the net! And free of cost too. And she would be proud that she HAS you...
All the talking isn't going to help one bit, but a modified image will, and in seconds!
P.S.:
Some of us can really make you real famous on the net! And free of cost too. And she would be proud that she HAS you...
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karupoiss
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Watch this video
And then watch other videos Julien has on his channel and then go to http://www.rsdnation.com for more advice. This is the best advice I can give you, whether you take it or not is up to you. It will change your life.
And then watch other videos Julien has on his channel and then go to http://www.rsdnation.com for more advice. This is the best advice I can give you, whether you take it or not is up to you. It will change your life.
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