Considering moving to Thailand.

When i was in the navy we would go there quite often, the whores have like a 60 percent chance of having aids. on the flip, you can get nice tailor made suits for cheap.
 
I go to Phuket every year for about 2 weeks , When i'm at home in Australia I'm always anxious to get back and want to go there for a year or so and drop out , But I get too home sick . Bangkok is fucking madness .
My best times in Phuket is burning around on the motorbikes exploring , the nitelife can get a bit painful and old . You get sick of being hassled for suits and fucking tuk tuk rides all the time.

If you go to Patong look for my name on the Aussie flag in the Sailor bar ;)

OH I forgot about the suits walking along beach road
"Do you want a suit sir"
"Er scuze" "Have you seen the fuckin weather? Does it look like I need a fucking suit?"
 
Everybody loves the beaches.. BUT I love Chiang Mai in the north... its just the coolest (well hot really) place on earth...

If you go be sure to check it out!
 
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