Cold Call Con

Received a strange but funny phone call and thought I would share.


Conversation:
Me: hello? (Pause)
Me: hello? (Longer Pause)
Guy:hello.
Me: hi, who is this?
Guy: (Heavy Accent) This is Ben Parker from UPS
"I am thinking this is funny that he would use a name from Spiderman"
Me: UPS huh...what do you need?
Guy: We want to let you know that you have won a check!
Me: (Responding Quick) Good, just send it to my address. You have my address right?
Guy: No we do not have your address. Can you please give it to us?
Me: Wait, you don't have my address? How did you get my phone number then?
Guy: I made it up.
Me: (Slight Pause) You made it up...what? Does this work for you often?
Guy: Yes, can I get your address?
Me: So you get people to fall for your con all the time?
Guy: Sir, you talk too much.
Me: *laugh* - I think that you called me.

-hangup tone-

Pretty funny conversation anyway.
Lol