CL Email Hilarity

hawke

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My god some of the Responses I've gotten on CL have been rather entertaining. I mean come on. Even a NOOB wouldn't use his REAL info to do this stuff....lol, or would they?

Cragislist Dipshit Wrote:

you know its a shame that u have low life scammers like u on the internet but u know what i am going 2make certain that every body on the internet has your name and email an is aware of ur scam and even your friends and persons that recognize ur name/email will see what a real low life u really are..don't be surprize if karma doesn't visit u leaving u in a financial dissater physical turmoil. remember what goes around comes around. (Karma)

Good thing there's more Idiots than "Scammers", cause the Majority of the replies, signed up for my offer :)
 
Man i hope you have some karma reserves LOOL:)
 
Wow... Don't open the front door man!! Some people have too much time on their hands and care about the dumbest shit... You should write him back and tell him you will post his info all over the place.

Or better yet sign him up for some spammy offers (not using your cpa network)...
 
Yeah, sometimes when I am bored I read the responses I get as well. Some are actually pretty entertaining :)
 
DooD I have been MR. Nice Guy for ever, and me and my family have been scraping it together for years, trying to "Help thy neighbor" and all that happy hoohah, and it's gotten us nowhere but the shitter. No more Mr. Nice Guy.

Karma can KiSS my Big @SS, as long as it complete's my "Simple One page Free Offer!" ;)
 
you should write back "oh thanks for letting me know. i had no idea. i am a better person now and will stop"

lol... thes guys just waste your time. what do they expect you to say/do???
 
This from a dude that was probably trying to cheat on his wife anyway.

OH SHIT, FINANCIAL DISSATER!

Edit: come to think of it, the best way to get these guys back if you can is to google their email and see if you can come up with a pic, personal info or something embarrassing to shoot back at them. One time I got a reply to one of my ads that said something like you're probably not even real, just some kind of scammer etc. Well he had made the mistake of sending that from his work mail and I was in a shitty mood, so I googled the domain and CC replied back to his boss and about 8 other company emails and said "well i'm real enough to do this -- HEY EVERYONE, CHECK OUT WHAT MR. ***** IS DOING ON COMPANY TIME, TROLLING THE CASUAL ENCOUNTERS SECTION OF CRAIGSLIST! That is all." Needless to say didn't hear back.
 
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This from a dude that was probably trying to cheat on his wife anyway.

OH SHIT, FINANCIAL DISSATER!

Edit: come to think of it, the best way to get these guys back if you can is to google their email and see if you can come up with a pic, personal info or something embarrassing to shoot back at them. One time I got a reply to one of my ads that said something like you're probably not even real, just some kind of scammer etc. Well he had made the mistake of sending that from his work mail and I was in a shitty mood, so I googled the domain and CC replied back to his boss and about 8 other company emails and said "well i'm real enough to do this -- HEY EVERYONE, CHECK OUT WHAT MR. ***** IS DOING ON COMPANY TIME, TROLLING THE CASUAL ENCOUNTERS SECTION OF CRAIGSLIST! That is all." Needless to say didn't hear back.

OoOoOOO that is NOT cool, dude. Your dog must have died, house repossessed, wife caught in bed with another, etc. LOL Wowowow. Poor guy prolly lost his job. Mehh fuck 'em...
Whenever I get a guy that claims I'm not real I give him an ultimatum - sign up or gtfo. Then I move on. Nearly every single guy that is pessimistic like that e-mails me back 3 hours later saying, "OK I signed up. I can't find your link though. Please e-mail me back!" <-- I lol
Granite I haven't been doing this as long, and I think I might get reallllly pissed off at one of these dudes too.. Especially like the ones that use their real e-mail with there first and last names in it and have their face in their picture... muahahhhahaha
 
Just got this from a BackPage reply,

So does that mean the ------------ has been given away? I'll help you out by creating a profile, that's not a problem at all. We ALL can use extra cash these days and times. So how do I go about working for this online company? If you don't mind me asking. I could use a couple extra bucks too. infact I've found a legit website that pays you to take surveys. You have to make a minimun of $25.00 before you can cash out and your qualifacations on the amount of surveys do depend on how you answer the questions. That website address is ergsurvey.com. (it's free to sign up as well) Have a Good one.

Hehe
 
I had a guy sketch a portrait of the e-whore pic i was mailing. I ROFL, then moved on.
 
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