tony_d
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- Jun 22, 2013
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So there's no other way to say this. You're just lying. Straight-out, bald-faced, no-holds-barred lying. You're a lying liar. A liar that has made-up all of this in order to what? Look like the Big Man?
You can ONLY be lying, as what you are saying is so patently stupid that only a person that knows absolutely nothing about Local SEO could possibly say it. Anyone that knows anything at all about Local SEO understands that there is no way you can make money by dumping 40, 80 or 120 hours of time on off-site SEO, rank the site, THEN approach the customer and ask them to pay you. It's too stupid on too many levels to waste time addressing each point. Ask anyone that knows even the least amount about Local SEO and they'll say the same thing. All of what this lying liar has posted is wrong, he's a lying liar, and he doesn't know the 1st thing about Local SEO.
And he's a bad liar, besides that. So he doesn't even know how to lie.
Ignoring the MASSIVE contradiction between not having direct access to the business's website for onpage SEO, and not having the ability to do phone verification of the most important citations, and yet (somehow) STILL having the ability to do "Local SEO"... (Here's a retarded side track: Call up a business and say "Hello, I'm an anonymous salesperson and I'm doing something mysterious with your business online and you don't even know me. When Yahoo calls to verify your listing they are going to give you a code. When they do that, can you call me back at this number so I can do "mysterious things" with your online listing, and then once I'm done I'll call you up and try to get you to pay me for what I'm doing to your business online.")
It's retarded beyond my ability to express, and I'm REALLY GOOD at describing retards. This retarded lying liar is at least an order of magnitude beyond my ability to describe, which is really saying something. BHW should have the "World's Biggest Bullshitter Award" and I nominate this retard for a lifetime appointment.
Anyways, back on track, the other, other, OTHER thing about how ridiculously retardedly lying, lying, lying this whole mass of textual lying retardation is this notion that you can turn "OFF" the Local SEO. How retarded is that. Once you've done the 10 or 15 primary citations and the 50 or so secondary citations necessary to rank a local listing, what are you going to do if the prospective customer decides they are going to take the benefit of the 40, 80, 120 hours of time you've just dumped into their local seo (without the ability to do phone verification of their business using their business phone number), are you going to spend the SAME amount of time going back to all those local citations you've completed and ERASE them?
Retardation upon retardation, upon retardation.
Anyways, we all understand that IM in general, SEO in particular is infested with diseased examples of humanity, retarded people too stupid to be gainfully employed in a legitimate manner and the only real "skill" that they have is the ability to lie their ass off and create the illusion of knowing something that someone else might pay for. This is one malevolent example of such a diseased, useless and parasitic example of (sub) humanity right here. Take note of the indicators, as understanding them might save you from being scammed in the future. This retard is a CLASSIC. Too stupid to know how stupid he is.
Oh dear. You're so angry. It appears that I've offended your vested interest in profiting from clients while you 'try' to get results.
If you bothered to read, interact, and discuss, you'd learn something.
You'd learn that it's possible to have sites that have perfect on-page but aren't ranked in the top 10 (imagine that!?).
You'd also learn that 'local seo' doesn't only mean ranking in the local pack (imagine, there are 10 other search results on the page, not just the local 3!).
You'd also learn that citations are not necessary to rank in organic serps.
You'd also learn the power of a killer PBN.
You'd also learn that 40, 80, 120 hours of 'work' (despite it taking far fewer hours than that) translates into a cost of just hundreds of dollars.
You'd also learn that some hundreds of dollars invested with a significant chance of converting to a 4 figure monthly revenue, in perpetuity, is a good business decision.
But I suspect you won't learn any of that. I suspect you already know everything.
It's also ironic that you're here throwing around the "lying lying liar lying lied liars" accusation, when it looks like you're the one doing something you want to keep hidden, by attempting to buy 'anonymous and untraceable hosting'.
But as myopic said - correcting a fool is a waste of time.
And my own view is that if someone wants to argue and throw around personal attacks in the first instance, rather than be a reasonable person and have a discussion, they are certainly a waste of time.
I don't intend to further engage with you, unless you wish to be a reasonable member of the community here at BHW.